take it easy on the statements

but. but he was just here...

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

I wake up like “agh, my homeostasis is off. need to do drugs right now.” and then the drug I’m craving is “glass of water”

Parading his big stupid unmoving chrome body around like a sainted reliquary

Met a bad bitch from the world of signifiers and took her to the world of the signified

aliens observing the solar system: [untranscribable telescope name]-59172 has 2 planets. It's a pair of relatively small, cold gas planets, called [untranscribable telescope name]-59172b and c. [untranscribable telescope name]-59172c was discovered only a few years ago. Systems with multiple cold gas planets are rather uncommon, so this is pretty exciting

I wonder what they'd think of Uranus and Neptune if they spotted them. The REALLY cold and small gas bodies.

our models at least predict neptune-like planets, that is, ice giants, are probably more common than saturn-like small gas giants, although they're much harder to detect

when planets cross a certain mass threshold while gas is still plentiful, they tend to grow very rapidly, and form large gas giants, usually larger than jupiter. if they only reach that mass after the gas has mostly dissipated, they may become ice giants or smaller gas-rich icy superearths. but producing a light gas giant like saturn requires the planet to reach the mass threshold at a very specific time

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

NOBODY HELPS ME