if you're reading this you're within biting range

two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit

What I learned not to do in art school

ANDY WARHOL / “SKELETONS” / 1987 [4 gelatin silver prints stitched together w/ thread | 9¾ x 7¾”]

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drawing whatever in my sketchbook until something takes shape. he gets a few stickers as a treat

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

We could have been eating him

Whenever i get into his car i have to spend an embarrassing 3 minutes adjusting everything back into clown car proportions so i can fit. Anyways a couple lessons ago he had me do the same route over and over to practice and there was a dead seagull in the middle of the road at one point and to keep correct positioning on the road i was required to drive over its carcass like 19 times just goring this seagull until the 20th lap when my instructor looked at the seagull that now more resembled tomato soup than a bird and said "this time. you spare seagull" and so i did and then he said "incorrect positioning on road"

Artists rendition

Crunch time be damned, it's make a terrible comic day and I'm gonna make a terrible comic.

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