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his nayme is Christ who on thys night hath filled the world with hope and light he rose from death set sinners free o hell where is thy victory?

why lik teh bred when you can BE teh bred? 

…@mememic-bry

#our nayms the church#and on thys morn#we syng becus the veyl was torn#remembring Christ rose from the ded#we kepe the feast;#we eat the Bred (via @mememic-bry)

It got better.

They cooked him. They cooked him and you're laughing. In the oven

@ajeckaea don't look

 I wrote a post about how the concept of folk Catholicism is dumb and incoherent, albeit in more diplomatic language. I tagged it Folk Catholicism and it got reblogged by a bunch of those folk Catholicism blogs and I'm beginning to think that those people just have bad reading comprehension

you forget which website you’re on, sir

Let the honorable mention go to Facebook - 非死不可 / fēi sǐ bù kě/ "absolutely must die"

tumblr is officially transliterated as 汤博乐/tāngbólè, a phono-semantic matching with 博 from 博客 for blog and 乐 for enjoyment. but it's also popularly called 汤不热/tāng bù rè/"the soup is not hot"

@ajeckaea i’m at soup

Yeah if someone wants to complain about the effects of the moon on the Christian Calendar, your best bet is taking it up with the Archbishop of Orlando, Florida and also The Moon* *Due to a canon law that says "any newly discovered territory would fall under the bishopric** from whence the discovering expedition departed." ** The current Archbishop John Noonan probably isn't going to be much help because he "Does not consider himself archbishop of the moon", but the paperwork still says he is, and also technically in charge of the International Space Station***, which also launched from his Diocese. ***I don't think the astronauts are going to assist this individual much either.

@oreotiger

@oreotiger

@ajeckaea

@confitebor-in-cithara

you could’ve just said something like “no, i’m a dodgers fan. get it right”

woke up at 0530 without an alarm and took a shower and went on a 90 minute walk. not sure who the fuck i woke up as this morning but i'll take it

but can you keep it up until february 2?

@sunglassesbot