I think going too deep into anything should warrant a balrog. You scroll too far down on your phone when you should've gotten up an hour ago, you've spent all afternoon sleuthing to figure out why your mom's former neighbour whom you haven't seen since you were 15 and don't give a fuck about got a divorce, you've been ruminating the same situation over and over and over, and a big fuckass beast thing shows up to stop you because you have delved too deep and now you have to fight the balrog.

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

*covered in blood* how is it only tuesday

did you sleep well tonight? (I love you) we should do this one day (I love you) did you eat? (I love you) I brought you this because it's your favorite (I love you) have you taken your vitamins? (I love you) I made this for you (I love you) did you get home safe? (I love you) I made you some tea (I love you) how's the project that you're working on? (I love you) don't forget your umbrella (I love you) take my scarf (I love you) I'll wait with you (I love you) I'll wait for you (I love you) (I love you) (I love you)

i think there's a certain degree to which you have to actively go out of your way to not participate in routine in order to engage with tapestry/the astral currents/providence/luck/the spiritual equivalent of a stellar gravitational accretion disc/whatever you wanna call it, at least to some extent. some of my most meaningful experiences are random things that happen to me when i'm travelling. breaking the routine - maybe there's a neurological explanation wherein blah blah salience blah blah but also Things Work Differently and there's im too tired to finish this post

in short you're rolling on a random encounter table that's tuned personally to you. it's a good thing. try to do that more often

therapyspeak palpatine

“Ah, yes, a Jedi's weapon, much like your father's. By now you must know that it’s very manipulative of you to keep trying to gaslight your father into turning from the dark side. Soon you will learn to respect his boundaries.”

#therapyspeak palpatine is what he did to anakin ages 9-22 until he could throw off the whole charade & start force lightning bitches @sheepfulsheepyardinspace

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.