argumentive, antithetical dream girl

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

"i'm a boy" "im a girl" ok, well I'm a zombie in my body?? im a train of of the tracks?? i feel dirty i feel rotten and the colors are all flat??? im a sad shell of a woman?? and i got maggots for brains??? have you ever considered that????

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

Do Eridians know they are different colours. I bet Grace's alien kids love finding out what colour they are. It means absolutely nothing to them but they're like :O :O

Some of them think he's making this whole 'colour' thing up to mess with them and try to catch him out by asking again on a different day to prove he's just saying random noises but he's like you are still blue buddy and they're like :O :O

Like if we met an alien species who had extra senses & they said that some humans felt spingly and some humans felt spoingly I bet we'd all want to know if we were spingly or spoingly humans

It’s been siting in my queue for so long I forgot about it