The Blog of the Ice-Cold Titted One

yeah that looks normal… yeah these are all— um. hold on. hang on.

ANYways yeah zie was my mutual and like, reblogged a lot my smaller posts. (that isn't to discredit what my mutual pompeyspuppygirl is saying about zie clout chasing ofc). AND idk zie was always reblogging art from new and undiscovered artists and reblogging donation posts (which if you don't know is really bad if you're trying to clout chase...) (again, though, ppg is my mutual i believe her.) and like, remember on valentines day i tried to blaze zir posts and zie told me to stop because zie didn't want the posts to go viral? (but again ppg is my mutual and has a lot of proof in the Google doc I'm not trying to disprove that I'm just saying what else I know)

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;

I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.

The evil that men do lives after them;

The good is oft interred with their bones;

So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus

Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:

If it were so, it was a grievous fault,

And grievously hath Caesar answer’d it.

Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest–

For Brutus is an honourable man;

So are they all, all honourable men–

Come I to speak in Caesar’s funeral.

He was my friend, faithful and just to me:

But Brutus says he was ambitious;

And Brutus is an honourable man.

He hath brought many captives home to Rome

Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:

Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?

When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept:

Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:

Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;

And Brutus is an honourable man.

You all did see that on the Lupercal

I thrice presented him a kingly crown,

Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?

Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;

And, sure, he is an honourable man.

I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,

But here I am to speak what I do know.

You all did love him once, not without cause:

What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?

O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,

And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;

My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar,

Bonus:

Stewpot: Tales from a Fantasy Tavern, by Takuma Okada, is a collection of slice-of-life mini-games all about running a fantasy tavern together. It's got varying level of difficulty, with some games that work well for introducing yourself to the game, and others that are basically just excuses to roleplay! The game uses a deck of cards to introduce random elements, like ingredients for your dishes or elements of your tavern's atmosphere. If you like cozy fantasy stories with plenty of chances to dive into character moments, you'll love this game.

Faux Claw, by beccamay, is a game about cyberpunk criminal cats, with escalating consequences every time you fail. When you fail a roll, place your failing dice in a stack. The stack grows and grows until it falls, causing a big cat-astrophe! If you want goofy antics and big moments with cartoon-style action, you might like Faux Claw.

Against the Gloom, by Scryptid Games, is a game about fantastical musicians sailing across The Gloom, a dangerous void.It uses a d6 system inspired by Yahtzee! You "harmonize" your dice to get closer to success, and use musical magic to power your ship. If you want dramatic scenes that feel a little bit Saturday-morning-cartoon, you might want to check out this game.

Monster Guts 2e, by Wheels Within Wheels Publishing, is a game about killing monsters in order to defend your village and improve your own weapons and armor. If you're a fan of Breath of the Wild or the Monster Hunter franchise, you might find the cycle of play in this game really rewarding.

Atomic Powered Mutant Girls, by Cilindro Cubico, is a simple magical girls ttrpg inspired by Powerpuff Girls and similar Saturday morning cartoons. When you build your character, you roll 2d6 to randomly determine your girls' mutant magic powers, allowing for really kooky and interesting characters that might create some neat combos! If you like powerful characters and a little bit of creepy to go along with the cute, you might like this game.

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