not in the business of being real

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs

once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write

official michigan post

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

Your reminder to brush and floss today! Every little bit makes a difference, pls try.

And remember that your dentist can help you find strategies to help you brush and mitigation strategies for when it’s hard.

I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation