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Ratchet: QUAKING*
Ratchet: BOOTS* FUCKER.

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Ratchet: Why do I always try to tell people we're cool? We are so very uncool.
Murray, with a giant clock on his head: Guys, we're runnin' out of time!
Carmelita: Aw, Murray! You broke their clock?!
Neyla: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
Sly:Β So, now that we are alone. I have to ask. Did you arrest a perp named Joe Uterus?
Carmelita:Β Oh my god, yes. I should have told you immediately. Perp name Hall of Fame, right?
Sly: Oh, yeah. First ballot. It was right up there with Sylvester Stools and Janet Stalkmuncher.

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Riju: You use emojis like a straight person.
Kohga: That's the worst thing anyone's ever said about me.
Riju: We should make a birthday cake.
Teba: It's not your birthday.
Riju: The cake won't know that.
Impa: Come on, Purah. Nobody believes that the Princess is actually in love with me.
Purah, turning to the others: Okay, everyone, raise your hands if you think Zeldy's in love with Impa.
[everyone raises their hands]
Impa: P- Princess, put your hand down!
Purah: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you!
Mipha: Being a fish.
Purah: Well, shit.
King Rhoam: What do you three have to say for yourselves?
Zelda:
Link:
Impa: ...Oops?

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Kohga: Now, let's try some witty back and forth banter! You first!
Riju: [screaming]
Kohga: Look, I'm not sure where to go with that!
Sidon, sneaking in late at night:
Mipha, spinning around in her chair: Want to tell me where you were?
Sidon: I was with Teba?
Teba, spinning around in another chair: Try again.
Sooga, with a sword to Teba's throat: What do you think will happen if I swing? Heaven?
Teba: Bold of you to assume I'll go to heaven.
Kohga: I'm sick and tired of being called mortal! You don't know that! I haven't even died once!
Riju: Youβre overthinking this.
Sidon: You donβt know the appropriate level of thinking, Riju. What if Iβm underthinking?

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Urbosa, to Riju: Stop saving the world and get a hobby.
Teba: Did you have to stab him?
Riju: You didn't hear what he said to me!
Teba: What'd he say?
Riju: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"
Teba: ...
Teba: Yeah, that's fair.