boi

[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

I love the headcanon that Tenna’s version of sleep talking is playing ads on his screen (I’m sorry I had to use the jet2holiday audio I’m just biased cuz I grew up with it as a Brit).

The ol’ jitterbug

spamton & tennas tv time ???

Harvesting my wheat

hot take in a roundabout way i think that's also why so many of us opt out of becoming parents ourselves

Free Will takes practice, and the chance of making someone somewhere Slightly or even Very Disappointed In You. But you're an adult and you can't be made to stand in a corner anymore.

They're sure to make any chase short :)

I've watched porn less suggestive than this technical description of a 3d print

I LOVE RICE. RICE IS BEAUTIFUL.

guards

man

(The guide is describing the exhibit and talking about the various "flying dinosaurs" and their appearance through history as they emerge from the fossil displays)

Cue the comments section saying "GOD I WISH IT WORKED THAT WAY!" or "I WISH IT WORKED THAT FAST!"