Sleepin' Gal

Honestly i love when rockets explode

literally my favorite kind of posts are ones that are like "i never see positivity posts for [group of people that society is built around catering toward]"

imagine that your favourite band was on a generational run of albums, putting out 10/10 after 10/10, four singles a year you'd bet money on becoming classics of the genre. now imagine that between every record they also released a full length album where they covered jingles from cereal commercials and songs by white youtube rappers about five nights at freddy's, and these releases got a hundred times the promotion and airplay as their normal stuff: that's what it feels like to enjoy magic the gathering

(ogre crossbowman) me going to use bone bolts after run out of poison ones and then me definitely going to rout

Chainsaw Man is a critically acclaimed shonen manga in which the main character's superpower is being molested

it's so funny that wotc talks a big talk about like getting cultural consultants for all their settings nowadays and their commitment to diversity but the moment an external IP dangles money in front of them they're like yes mr marvel sir we'll print a card called kazar of the savage lands certainly sir

extremely funny to hear a youtuber say that data centers are inherently evil. how do you think the world works

like do you think the storage space for the like the gargantuan amount of video uploaded to youtube every single hour comes from nowhere

truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

covering its halo with tin foil because "we need total darkness for the movie" and it spends the whole movie disoriented and wobbling back and forth unable to keep track of what's going on but that's fine because the watching experience was slightly better

HR wants to bring you in to have a conversation tomorrow. what you said to your futanari coworker was really disrespectful