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the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

i get high & start actn like joe biden

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

fucking the war bagel for war

Lestat

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

but i believe aang can save the world

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

oh you smell 'funny'? well let me have a giggle

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

This is what kitty cats are saying when they sniff each other

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation