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Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

period i am against that for sure

Show daddy that nice picture again

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

all i do anymore is display symptoms

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

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