My extremely horny detractors

I can't wait for them to introduce furudo erika in deltarune chapter 5

Some of the edgiest queers in the world who constantly talk about romanticizing cannibalism and gore is punk or whatever will turn into the literal pope when confronted with anything realistic having to do with sex like im sorry but people fuck in the park at night sometimes always have and always will and you’re going to have to go about your life without advocating for them to be skinned alive in Alcatraz

nobody seems to understand this: when you download something someone's gotta make a new file to replace the one you downloaded

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

in absence of any other details i'm gonna go ahead and state definitively and for the record that lindsey graham died because his ditzy fairy ass forgot the rule about not taking poppers on viagra and had what is known to medical science as a "Faggot's Stroke" and if his estate wants to correct that information so i can giggle about the real reason then they're welcome to call my office

i didn't know that about poppers and viagra thats really important information

oh yeah no poppers + viagra can cause fatal fluctuations in blood pressure, stay safe girls

The ancient heterosexual male adage “it’s not gay to get your dick sucked but it’s gay to suck a dick” is a prime example of common feminist psychological warfare. By receiving fellatio, you place yourself in the feminine sexual role as the one who receives pleasure. Therefore it is actually you as the dick suckee that is gay. And you think your girlfriend sucking you off frees you from these allegations? Think again! Your girlfriend may as well be your boyfriend sucking on your clit before giving you the worst creampie of your life. And you’re putting your girlfriend in the masculine sexual role as the giver of pleasure, that’s basically some freaky transgender shit. If you get your dick sucked in any capacity by anyone you may as well be putting on a skirt and growing breasts ma’am