My extremely horny detractors

the shower is a tall sink that helps you with words

sorry i guess the shower is a kind of maid that spits on you. sorry. i'm working on myself.

sages are telling me that the shower is a form of character select screen

(BANGING ON THE DOOR) you have to get out you are running up the fucking water bill

I'm sorry your highness but I think the evil royal estates and treasury can handle it and if I get out then I'll be wet and cold instead of wet and warm

showers are where apologies and arguments blossom

the curtained chamber yearns to wet my stink

dear diary: today i cried in the shower

showering is an overhead on wakeup

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

in deep psychological distress: i should make a post on the internet

"If anyone calls me a pickme or any associated concept, I will literally kill them."