My extremely horny detractors

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

Came home the other day from getting my ass ate by a girl while watching a movie on tubi to my sibling immediately showing me the official tubi pride shirt "I got my ass ate while watching a tubi original movie"

I bet you'd love to fuck my ass

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction