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never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

Do you love the color of the accessibility ✨

A Silent Conversation, Gregory Wier

“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr

I love how they went for the four classical elements but realized they can’t call a sweet flavored beverage Water

Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.

sometimes Ohio is a state of mind

The brunette pride float passes by, everyone on board is wearing jeans.

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

Its good that i have a blog now cuz I used to write all this bullshit down physically in a diary and my mom found mine and read it when i was 15 and i got in so much trouble cuz i drew goku with a boner so foreboding frightening it cleaved his jorts clean in half down the crotch seam and she threw it in a dumpster but then i crawled inside and retrieved it in the dark of night to preserve the archives of my mind but I lost it the very next day cuz i dropped it into the wave pool at Wild Wild n Wet (waterpark). Nowadays relying on digital spaces we have no guarantee of our eras information being preserved for futture generations tho and as the lights go out The silence will be suffocating and we will all be boner goku at the bottom of the wave pool at Wild Wild and Wet lowkey so u might as well start an nsfw twitter with ur government name and credit card info in bio tbh

the amount of breathing room you gave my post in the speech bubble is fucking with me interior design feng shui style

energy of an 85 year old who got freaky friday’d tbh