Evily Sillytime

wait. is there Jesus porn? Is he hung?

Nah he was crucified

Huge cock though

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

some of us were put on this earth to draw characters standing against a blank background 5000 times

great job everyone lets hit the showers

Oh so the plural of surgeon general is surgeons general, huh? Well what about bunnies rabbit. Puppies dog. KITTIES CAT. Did you ever think of that, you sillies goose?

jerking off

This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

there is an unauthorized fuckign BEAST in my home i must draw a picture of it

they should invent joints that dont hurt

discourse from the year 2043: getting a song stuck in your head is immoral because it takes money away from the artists that would get paid if you were actually listening to it

the entire (mostly) definition of haiku is based on the syllables op

Why are you all pretending to give a fuck about poetry all of a sudden fuck offfff with this posturing bullshit u literally all look like flies buzzing around a pile of shit rn. Leave @noellevanious alone and fuck off you are acting creepy and fake

Like ANY of you give a fuck about writing LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF‼️‼️‼️

FOR REAL

Look, haikus have rules. Their structure is specific. That’s kind of the point.

i am going to put a "the point" (knife) inside of your body

when you change the language of something you also have to change how the rules work for them

does anybody care about me