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if you ever see me reblogging artwork of attractive women, please understand that this is because seeing them made me feel an indescribable emptiness in my soul
But you always reblog lots of artwork of attractive women....
anyway
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complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich
I would have said clit if I was her
you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?
This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....
no one is doing it like her. they gave miku a shadow crystal. purple soul mode. dating sim. fun gimmick. pink and yellow. puppet/cat. freedom motif. she is siblings with the flowers despite pink notably not being a flower color. collect her ten fun coins. forgot to give you a shadow crystal and leaves the room before coming back. like 5 items for some fucking reason. she is the moment. plural icon. yuri with herself. a lightener(?) who’s in it for the love of the game. lowkey harder than the roaring knight, the main villain of the prophecy maybe. convinced the flowers that humans have tails, actually. her catgirl powers are too strong pink they could never make me hate you
break out of your role 🌻🌟
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Eden Kalif, Good Cats
6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.
this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare
If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables
Maybe I should grow up
Maybe you should buy the same shirt and wear it only when teaching his classes and say nothing about it
i was notttt playing when it came to the color blue these first 6 months of the year for whatever reason.
2026………… the year of Blue
You're daddy's good little calendar, and you're gonna have all the days listed on you. That's right, all 365 of them. And I'm gonna write down what I have to do this week alllll over you. Take my schedule like the obedient time organization device you are. You can't stop me from looking at you and knowing it's July right now.
#calendarplay #daddysgoodlittlecalendar #scheduleplay #schedule #year #month
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i can't bring myself to work on this anymore take this. now
this is delightful but would it be possible to get some lyrics written out for my audio processing issues—
to the bone (GOOD VERSION) lyrics below the cut
ᴄᴜᴍ grraahr. how was da faaaawf? if you wanna cᵤₘ give us Balls. we don't see ₕyᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤ Balls. i'll be SoDa Pop! [can opening] [slurping] Mmm! hey, Papyrus? what. Papyrus? whaaw. Can-Can! Cum ᴄᴜᴍ ᴄᴜᴍ cᵤₘ. Cum ᴄᴜᴍ ᴄᴜᴍ cᵤₘ ᴀᴀᴀw
you're just Parappa! I've gotta believe! call me what you want, i got. Skin! another bad joke and i'm finished with Skin! we are monsters, the awfullest kind! to ˢᵉˢ with ₛᵤₛ takes a lot of spine ᴼᵁᴳᴴ
wii [wii menu sound] bee [bee sounds] beeeee. eeeeee one day we'll make our way back to the Sus Sus
through lol 𝓵𝓸𝓵 travels your Balls will follow. your Balls aren't easy to swallow. who's the real MaaaMaaa now you should know. you've cut this story down to the ᴄᴜᴍ
really sans? what. the last line of the chorus is ᴄᴜᴍ? yup. YOUIYOUI that was very. CLELC. thanks, Papyrus? you're ₛᵤₛ in the undergound! thanks to da Balls. You're Gay! HOO! prepare to brawl GAME! you could Shush mercy to Shuuush. or turn all of us to Sust. is your heart full of Feef? or full of Lol?
i, the greawr Papaiyaya, challenge 𝕐𝕆𝕌 to try getting Bi! test the humans with one of your Puh-uhls. Sans, leave. LEAVE. i dare you to try a bite of spagheggi! sounds like the creepypasta's ᵐʸʸᵉᵉᵃᵃⁿᵍʰ. STOP IT. SANS.
we can ReerEEREE to your Balls. because YOU FUCK In Dick! [reverse splat] i am the Ass you're 𝙤𝙪𝙪𝙣𝙝𝙪𝙤𝙤𝙪𝙝 still alive Beca𝘶𝘶𝘶𝘶𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦 you'll Looewl yourmind when you WanDer for houhers. you might even Deciiiiiiiiiiii who's the real monster now you should know. you've FUCKed Cis story down to the Balls
someGay i'll join the royal rawr when i catch this child. can it be that hraaarrrr
[you need a shot of b-12 starts playing] look, if i'm being honest. my brother ain't nothing but harmless. i know you and all that you want. you'll get a lot more from sans than a font. the deeper you go, the messier it gets if i had it my way you'd already be DEAD. kidding if you couldn't tell i get so bored I amuse myself AAAOOOOGH
you're all alone
It is still absolutely insane to me that the base version of Silent Hill f is £70 on Steam.
Been looking through my wishlist and indie games just give you so much more value for money.
Silent Hill f - £69.99
007 First Light - £59.99
It's just not happening until a sale.
Oh baby fight
Its amazing how much they can grow in a few weeks :) Cellphone is still on the left and Terabyte on the right.
Very important to duel your brother every single day.
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I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones
Weirdly common stock genre show plots:
Time loop
Body swap
Some members of the team get shrunk (and have to go inside someone's body)
All the male members of the team are turned into simpering idiots by pheromones and have to be saved by the female member(s) of the team and I guess this is feminist somehow
Time loop
Everyone on the team is trapped in their individual worst nightmares and the episode is called "Fear Itself"
Someone goes all "Heart of Darkness" on an alien planet
Trapped in a VR simulation (but you can die for real!)
The team is brainwashed into serving in the workforce of some alien planet
Lotus-eater plot (everyone is trapped in an idyllic fantasy world)
Time loop
One or more members of the team "de-evolve" into cavemen
Someone on the team "evolves" to have super-intelligence (and this is bad)
Time loop
Rapid aging
Alternate timeline where the villains have won
Cut to ten or so years in "the future" except it's not real or has to be undone
Ill-tempered child has reality-warping powers
Time loop
Mundane member of the team gets superpowers
Superpowered member of the team becomes mundane
Everyone starts acting like teenagers
An alien does horrifyingly invasive things to team members but it turns out that it's just trying to communicate
Everyone loses their memory
Character wakes up in a asylum and is told it was all a delusion
Wizard of Oz parody
They go back in time and one of the members has a crush on someone only to find out it’s their or someone else’s parent
Two people swap roles to prove that they have it worse than the other
It’s a wonderful life parody
Someone gets split up into their different personality traits
Cute creature is actually a multiplying monster that eats everything
April fools episode. Usually a musical episode
Christmas Carol parody
Evil twin
Least sophisticated person has to pretend to be nobility
Involuntary time loop
Voluntary time loop where someone keeps trying to fix things and just makes things worse
The team needs to go down and save someone from literal fire-and-brimstone Hell
