We're so .Back GU last recode

if you ever see me reblogging artwork of attractive women, please understand that this is because seeing them made me feel an indescribable emptiness in my soul

But you always reblog lots of artwork of attractive women....

anyway

If you're wondering why there's so much resistance to the idea of a 4-day work week, or why automation hasn't actually led to people working less like it was supposed to...

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

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spore tomorrow

It should be euphoric when you get far enough in your puppy transition to no longer recognize yourself. But no. Anger. Who is that bitch. Bark bark.