We're so .Back GU last recode

if you ever see me reblogging artwork of attractive women, please understand that this is because seeing them made me feel an indescribable emptiness in my soul

But you always reblog lots of artwork of attractive women....

anyway

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."

let us all do the Lord's work and convince cis girls they can wear packers if they want, very fashionable. why not really. wear it to the club. modern civilization allows us to democratize the sensation of someone grinding on yr bulge. such things should be accessible to everyone. & we can make it so

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

so many games on steam next fest look like Homestar Runner bits

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

I was laughing so hard I misspelled hysterics

chapter 5 felt like playing a coop puzzle playforner im certain sections and i was so impressed with just how well that was pulled off… the scene when susie and ralsei took over and started doing their actions in their own was genuinely beautiful to me…