your local dumbass

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

#our house #in the middle of the street

i love how you can see the driver pause for some wtf processing before choosing a course of action

Not like this hasn’t been happening in the military for years.

also let people get married platonically??? like apparently the people referenced in this video weren’t just doing it for tax benefits, they’re marrying because of their close connection and desire for commitment. like they plan on co-parenting and shit. platonic intimacy exists! romantic connection isn’t inherently more important!

Marriage literally exists for convenience, fuck yeah get hitched

reminding me of when i was a little kid and i didn’t know gay people existed and i was baffled that two girls couldn’t marry each other because if a guy and a girl who are friends can marry why can’t two girls who are friends marry (i learned this because i told my teacher i was gonna marry my best friend in kindergarten and she was like “that’s not allowed”)

i would say that, mentally speaking, i'm in a good place right now! physically of course, the crows continue their chanting,

Homeowner's Association

having cis guy friends is so funny like youll ask if they wanna hang out and theyll send you to the dark woods

ok fully cards on the table ive never had cis guy friends this was purely conjecture and i may have actually gotten them confused with the evil wizard

have you found the accursed root yet

big water cow says hello :)

Thank you for putting words & numbers to my awe of her precision.

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

i'm happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

Pet your cat OP, 50% shot it helps.

the first time I reblogged this, like a few weeks ago, it had like 4,000 notes. why do people keep insisting tumblr is dead

i had a DREAM about the green cat last night. not sure what she was up to but. nice to meet her :)

GREEN CAT IS BACK ON MY DAAAAAASH

We Love Green Cat

@whatcoloristhatcat what's your expert opinion?

black mackerel tabby with low white spotting

GREEEEEENNN CAT

Flamin’ Hot Cheeto

give her one

give her a cheeto.

I think we need to have higher standards as transmascs. Yesterday I saw someone saying "my friends told me T is poison but it's not like they discouraged me from transitioning" and friend, I think telling you that the HRT you want is poison counts as discouraging you from transitioning

A good friend of mine would continue to invite me to 'girl nights' among our friendship group for years despite me continually asking her not to, and when I kept simply refusing to go she'd invite me to regular friend hangouts and when I showed up it would turn out that only the girls in our friend group were invited and she'd switch back to calling it 'girl night'. She'd constantly pressure me into wearing feminine clothing and try to get me to wear makeup despite me making it very clear I didn't want to, and get incredibly excited if I did decide to go out in feminine clothes. (I don't care overmuch about the gendering of clothing but she was always really invested in it.) She's also, incidentally, a great person and a good friend in pretty much every other respect. The things that otherwise decent people think it's somehow acceptable to push on you re: enforcing cis gender roles are wild. I wasn't even taking T, I was and still am pretty neutral on pronouns, I just asked her to stop girlifying me all the time, and somehow even that's too extreme a boundary to have.

Oh this FUCKS

please stop this looks like a real tumblr ad

I literally didn't question it until I read the post. I was just about to be happy the tumblr shitpost ad ecosystem was beginning to heal.