wtf is going on

Just ate an orange #NoScurvy

what the fuck is going on this year. january through june didnt happen. july is a distant memory. august and september were the longest months of my life. october ended in 5 seconds. why is november here already this isn’t right

It's the season erosion from the climate crisis, combined with a hyperindividualistic and stress-bound society. It warps your sense of time.

awesome. how do i stop all that though

they call me the bear because i make my girl whinny and poo

women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)

man hamburgers are so good, in spite of the fascist imperialist american goverment which i don´t support

non-americans on here are coping and malding about fahrenheit again. they will never know the pleasure of a 69-degree day

whats wrong babe youve barely touched your yaoi shower gel

Fact is we all want what she has

Girls will say "I just need to lie down for a little while" and then sink into a muddy river and get all their hard.tissues replaced with mineral deposits