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i would strongly recommend that you memorize every post on this blog and restructure your whole personality towards reenacting every post

Lost and farting in the backrooms. No almond water for you boy

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

fanfiction is lowkey cloth mother

bedsheets are all like lets go over there

i need authors or publishing companies to figure out how to write good summaries for fantasy. you do not need to introduce all the vocab terms of this world, you need to give the audience an interesting hook. Like, random names and scenarios pulled out of a hat, "Asmand is on the run for a murder he did not commit. Or, at least he's pretty sure he didn't" is a lot stronger a hook than "Asmand is on the run from The Council of Nine Elders for killing the Svelah, the eldest of them all, while under a Trayenas, a mythical trance emparted on him by Blyth"

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

Somehow you got an anon from an ancient sumerian

youre not nothingburger in fact you are everything bagel

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey