do you wanna be my best friend?

Feel like now is a good time to remind people of this.

There are multiple chapters that are set in hospitals where the characters are attempting to recover from injuries that never fully heal. I must once again stress that my experience in WWI was perfectly normal.

There is a giant horrible mudplain full of unrecoverable and perfectly preserved dead bodies that the characters have to walk through in a land where the air is poisoned gas, and on a compLETELY UNRELATED NOTE: WWI WAS TOTALLY FINE AND NORMAL!!

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

Hasbro needs to make Tinkerbell-style fairies a core playable species in the next iteration of Dungeons & Dragons so the fairyposters can join the dragonposters in knowing what it's like to constantly be um-actuallied by people with strong yet ill-informed opinions about the correct way to pretend to be an elf.

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

@teaboot

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

She's spotted Chris Pratt and she's not letting him make a Juarassic World sequel on her property O_O