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wait help i thought hamburger helper was a brand like burger king or wendys or something. you guys arent actually eating mac n cheese with crumbled up burger in it, are you? thats disgusting

yay i thought it was wednesday

an gorthyp yw seyth-warnugens. yn hwir.

tfw you lose your one and only beloved so you roam about the land weeping and gnashing your teeth and tearing at your garments etc for days and nights without sleep asking everyone you meet where have they taken them what have they done and all they can say is we know not so go ask the sun for he sees all things so you set off east to find the place where the sun rises and the emperor of japan graciously welcomes you and shows you the way but warns that it will be treacherous and you thank him anyway and set off to meet the sun and you actually do but he had just woken up so he was a bit grumpy but after much flattery eventually he confesses he saw nothing but that it might have happened in the night-time of which he is completely ignorant and that he only gets a brief moment to ask the moon of all that goes on at those times during the eclipse and he should go ask her instead and also send her a message which was i love you so you then have to go up a mountain and then befriend a wizard who will let you use their flying carpet and you dont tell him youre going to the moon with it and promise you wont damage it but that was actually a lie and hes really angry afterwards but anyway you get up to the moon and you ask her your question but she says she didnt see anything neither but it could be because shes blind for a few days every month so you should ask the wind instead because even though the wind is blind he hears everything so you go back down to earth and ask the wind and he says theyre dead. theyre dead.

good news: elderly wizard neighbour isnt dead actually, hes been moved into a nursing home

i bet the name gordon sounds funny to spanish speakers

trying to find a specific youtube poop of the zelda king edited so he says 'my balls are in the horse' but i cant find it anywhere