untied gonna get a little wild

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

Used to be able to have fun on the internet now all the websites are after my identity like the devil is after my soul

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

THE US AND ISRAEL ARE TRYING TO BUILD A DATA CENTER IN THE PHILIPPINES. THE US AND ISRAEL ARE TRYING TO BUILD A DATA CENTER IN THE PHILIPPINES. THE US AND ISRAEL ARE TRYING TO BUILD A DATA CENTER IN THE PHILIPPINES. THE US AND ISRAEL ARE TRYING TO BUILD A DATA CENTER IN THE PHILIPPINES. THE US AND ISRAEL ARE TRYING TO BUILD A DATA CENTER IN THE PHILIPPINES. THE US AND ISRAEL ARE TRYING TO BUILD A DATA CENTER IN THE PHILIPPINES.

the thing is, it’s never too late for anyone to start over except me. I’m doomed and it’s over for me

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

i do think cultivating the ability to find cuteness in weird shit you aren't into is critical to being an enlightened pervert, lest you fall down the Perpetually Angry at Nothing Path

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

computa make my mutuals have a great day