untied gonna get a little wild

i understand why cats just sit and stare at nothing

if i worked in a toxicology lab i would wear a shirt that says "I LOVE POISON"

Thats not true Nefarious Anglerfish

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

You’ll now notice that none of those shovelware mobile game ads never have a Black main character. You’d think with so many of them this would happen incidentally or even occasionally, but you’d be wrong

absolutely enchanted by you pjack. this post would be amazing even if it was on any other blog but yours specifically elevates it

by the way why do you eat so much jelly belly jelly beans

Can i fucking live my life over here

parents around the globe are listening to some shit loud as fuck on the Tv