absolute disaster

we’re all fraggles in the eyes of the rock

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to

what was their prog dose when they posted this

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

uhm that wasn't a magical girl transformation you just said "it's time to go puppy mode" and hit the bong like 8 times

sorry for acting gross perverted obsessed & deranged. it’s cause i am gross perverted obsessed & deranged

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda