I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

I love that Tumblr just celebrates days. Just random days. Because we can.

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

you truly underestimate how many times i can listen to the same song on repeat

im going to combust actually

okay i did some quick research and he seemed chill sorry for your loss black sabbath fans

and sorry to everyone who found out about ozzy osbourne's death through tumblr user infectiouspiss. i am unemployed and have notifications on for bbc news.

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

World Heritage Post

sleepy on main

absolutely fatigued on main

Fucking exhausted on main

woah mama means family