no you

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

happy steely dan pleistocene megafauna amv friday to all of my mutuals

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real

nothing that a haircut and a wardrobe update and a detox and a sex change and a fake ID and getting medicated and selling all my stuff and faking my death and moving country can't fix

a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

its so fucked up how difficult it is to move to another country you shouldn’t need a reason or anything you should be able to show up at the border and be like “the vibes were off back home” and they should let you in