mush

one time ilya venmo requested shane for $10,000 as a joke but before he could even say “i want a big mac” shane already sent him the money.

Very funny to imagine that Scott was a role model for Shane not in playing good, consistent hockey but in being a hockey player and captain who wasn’t married with kids by age 22. Shane is looking at him and going, "see, it's perfectly normal to not be interested in women right now or ever spotted with one, to be focused on The Game only, it doesn't make me gay and no one thinks I'm gay and everything is fine."

wait i miss everyone

ohhhhhhhh wait i'm just trying to pour from an empty cup again LOL

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

Carter Vaughn, living embodiment of “He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit,” you are the one honorary gay who can ask “Hey guys when you say something is for the girls and the gays can you include me in that as well? The girls the gays and Carter if it’s not too much trouble thanks guys” and I will say yes.

im so upset forever and ever

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

it's thousand yard stare summer

Imagine you’re sitting with two of your bros and they’ve both just given you deer-in-the-headlights looks when you pointed out that it was brave of the obviously gay figure skater to come to Sochi, and the only reason they could be giving you those looks of course is because they just aren’t as up on social issues like this as you are, so because you’re a nice guy and a good ally you explain to them btw Russia is not safe for queer people to help them out so they don’t embarrass themselves in front of actual queer people some day. Then imagine a few years later one of them comes out as gay on the ice right in front of you and the world and you have to sit with the knowledge that you once straight-splained queerphobia to a gay man. You summon the courage to apologize to him for it and have a laugh over it and you walk away thinking phew that was embarrassing but at least I did what I had to do and he was cool about it and now I never have to retroactively cringe at myself about this again. Then imagine a few more years later the same thing happens with the OTHER guy 😭