I think it would be really funny if instead of thinking their son is some sexless shy virgin, the Hollanders think their son exclusively hooks up with puck bunnies and the reason he never brought someone home is because he's kinda a fuckboy slut. Like both Yuna and David are familiar with hockey culture and they're just glad that Shane isn't making headlines with his hook ups, or getting some girl pregnant, or even worse getting married and then cheating on his wife. He keeps his sex life private and so they don't have to talk about it. This assumption is all but confirmed for them when they start suspecting he is gay because of how straight people always assume gay men are promiscuous. Yuna is even prouder cause he's keeping his wild gay sex life so down low there's not even rumors. Her perfect media darling boy!
I think after Ilya and Shane leave on Pasta Night Yuna and David have to have a very serious conversation in which David says. Yuna. Love of my life. you cannot congratulate our son on successfully remaining closeted. you cannot tell him that you’re proud no one figured out hes gay. Do You Realize How Insane You’re Being.
