mush

Real way to kill yourself is to stay alive

What doesn't kill you leaves you bleeding for the rest of your life wishing it did

imagine hating me and it’s just me in my room evil and mean and deserving of your loath

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

ilya finds out cliff fans online are calling themselves cliffnation and he never lets it go. he is telling people he has dual citizenship: russia and cliffnation. he actually can’t get a speeding ticket because he has diplomatic immunity as an ambassador of cliffnation. all i do is win is the national anthem. the capital is marleauville.

I think Marleau would let Ilya's coming-out inspire him to give gay stuff a try. He'd be like well if Roz likes it there's gotta be something to it. My boy has good taste, after all. Better give it a spin to see what it's all about.