mush

one must imagine the tumblr mutual happy

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

sad feeling to try to mutualbait when the mutual you wanted to bait already finished their tumblr shift for the day

well maybe i don't wanna work in a fast-paced, flexible environment that requires great verbal communication skills

everybody's living their lives at the same time, it's so weird to think about it

You know when you are eating some sort of milk product and you keep hallucinating the taste of mold but it’s not expired and it’s totally normal

I must speak my truth. Ilya Rozanov was on Lip Sync Battle and performed Baby One More time with choreo, in a school uniform. In that universe, it’s the Tom Holland Umbrella that you have to stop to watch whenever it appears on your timeline. He was up against Marly (obviously) who did I Know You Want Me by Pitbull.

man, I could really go for some blorbos in a situation right now

The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesn’t matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me I’ll eat them.

If you sent me to an evil fantasy realm and told me that if I ate anything I would die a painful terrible death then set a charcuterie board down in front of me that would be it for me. Like it wouldn’t even be like a torturous internal struggle to not eat the cheese. I wouldn’t even need to be that hungry.

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

your number one priority should be your tumblr mutual. your second priority nothing. there is nothing else

im going to fix my entire life