mush

And like I genuinely am loath to negatively discuss women’s bodies online and I think the way that famous women’s bodies are up for discussion online and in the press is upsetting and dehumanising and I feel a lot of compassion for women who are struggling with eating disorders and body image issues in the public eye however the fucking mass weight loss happening to all famous women either through eating disorders or weight loss medication cannot just go uncommented on. Nearly every single famous woman got skeletal overnight and it is so incredibly worrying both for them and for what it signals to other women and girls about how they should look.

I think it would be really funny if instead of thinking their son is some sexless shy virgin, the Hollanders think their son exclusively hooks up with puck bunnies and the reason he never brought someone home is because he's kinda a fuckboy slut. Like both Yuna and David are familiar with hockey culture and they're just glad that Shane isn't making headlines with his hook ups, or getting some girl pregnant, or even worse getting married and then cheating on his wife. He keeps his sex life private and so they don't have to talk about it. This assumption is all but confirmed for them when they start suspecting he is gay because of how straight people always assume gay men are promiscuous. Yuna is even prouder cause he's keeping his wild gay sex life so down low there's not even rumors. Her perfect media darling boy!

I think after Ilya and Shane leave on Pasta Night Yuna and David have to have a very serious conversation in which David says. Yuna. Love of my life. you cannot congratulate our son on successfully remaining closeted. you cannot tell him that you’re proud no one figured out hes gay. Do You Realize How Insane You’re Being.

Sometimes I get so horny I actually touch myself sexually

i want to be happy tired by the end of the day for rest of my life that's all

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

my life will never even get close to what i want

i will never ever ever ever get what i want

my life will never even get close to what i want