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i’m late to the fire emblem party.

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the chain of events in this minute and a half clip is so extremely delightful and funny
kermit and scooter riffing on how their physicality doesn't let them open the envelope to announce the winner. the audience immediately cracking up when it cuts to statler and waldorf because they know what the bit is gonna be. jim henson slipping into the kermit voice accidentally before bouncing back at record speed and riffing on it. richard hunt genuinely laughing at jim's joke but doing so in-character. prime muppets was something else man
i quit cold turkey
quit what?
cold turkey
yeah but what did you quit
im telling you, i quit cold turkey
alcohol?
no i quit cold turkey
i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit
and im telling you i quit cold turkey
wait. you quit cold turkey?
yes i quit cold turkey
like the meat?
no i dont like it thats why i quit it
cold turkey?
no im gradually weaning myself off it
I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.
I love giving people minions that I think would match their look and I think I hit peak today

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Testosterone? But I didn't study
Gender presentation? But I hate public speaking!
Birth assignment?? They're giving kids homework earlier and earlier smh
to wombst it may concern:
they call it a uterus because it sure ain't mine
uhh. penis.
i'm sorry, you want me to do my school work in the closet now?! i'm not sure how that would help anything. there's no light in there. how can you even tell what i was trying to write?
making a collection
Wait I have more
My mom likes to say “Not my circus, not my monkeys, but I do know the clowns.”
not my 791.3 not my 599.86
not my circus, not my monkeys
Just thought of something funny hold on guys
Look at this phonograph
This does continue to be a banger btw.
it'd feel better if this would ever break containment. I cannot believe we've only got 800 notes. This deserves better.
i'm sorry, but.
...ceci n'est pas une phonograph
So, technically you're right (despite the French), but I don't think the average person knows the difference between a phonograph and a gramophone, and even if they *do*, It's not like it truly matters. The basic function was the same, the gramophone just did it better. Plus "Look at this gramophone" doesn't fit the meme format and I did want the photo to be able to stand alone in case it gets separate somehow, and the gramophone is the easier of the two to recognize.
I love that you took me seriously, but i was actually making a very silly joke myself. have you ever heard of the piece of art titled "The Treachery of Images"? it is a picture of a pipe over the words "Ceci n'est pas une pipe" ("This is not a pipe").
it is technically true, because it is not a pipe - it is a picture of a pipe.
that's not a phonograph; its a picture of a phonograph.

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Just thought of something funny hold on guys
Look at this phonograph
This does continue to be a banger btw.
it'd feel better if this would ever break containment. I cannot believe we've only got 800 notes. This deserves better.
i'm sorry, but.
...ceci n'est pas une phonograph
what’s more dangerous to add to every atom of a substance, a proton, a neutron, or an electron? like what’s the relative “oh you’re fucked now” scale here
probably protons, depending on the substance.
neutrons will have a chance to turn large proportions of the item radioactive, depending on what it is. Most common isotopes of iron have a stable isotope 1 neutron up so if you did this to a nail or something it wouldn't be a huge deal. It would still now be around 5% ⁵⁵Fe (which has a half life of like 5 years and emits x-rays as it decays), so I would wanna get away, but it wouldn't kill you immediately. If you picked something something worse or just large enough you might not be able to outrun the consequences.
When it comes to electrons and protons, you have now created a coulomb explosion. Its hard to tell which of the two is worse, both would create some absurdly powerful explosion, but my gut says protons would be worse since you not only get atoms repelling each-other, but individual nuclei like ²He blowing themselves apart too. Also maybe some fallout from longer lived unstable stuff, once again depending on your choice of target
I suspect in either case that the coulomb explosion would be high enough energy to trigger secondary nuclear effects, but as a rough estimate: Imagine a 1kg block of iron, which contains about 10^25 atoms. Assuming you add 1 proton to every atom (ignoring any mass/volume this adds for simplicity), you now have a block of cobalt with around 1.6x10^6 coulombs of static charge.
Going by Ciftja (2011), this corresponds to roughly a potential energy of 4x10^23 J, or basically the same energy as the Chixulub meteorite impact (notable for causing the extinction of the non-avian dinosaurs). Contained within a cube of roughly 5cm per side, this energy is going to dissipate with little regard for anything in its way in a manner that would likely expose a nontrivial portion of the Earth's mantle and I'd imagine liberate at least some terrestrial material to escape velocity. I think if there's a motivation for protons being worse here it's that they are more massive and therefore will deliver more of their energy relatively locally rather, whereas I can imagine some meaningfull portion of an absurd electron cloud blasting off to deep space at ultrarelativistic speed. I'm not convinced it's plausible for any nuclear effects to perceptibly change the outcome of "the greatest explosion experienced on Earth since the end of Late Heavy Bombardment".
Miss @monidoll and I were talking about this and she basically got the same result, down to comparing it to the chixulub impact! i badly underestimated the sheer power of electrostatic repulsion.
one must imagine sisyphus ballin'
Wait for it
Que weno
is anyone going to tell the people in the notes who are calling the driver an idiot that they did not, in fact, wait for it?
(or that the driver that other people so clearly see is, in fact, not)
ok fuck that got me
it says don’t talk to me until I’ve had my barley mash with pomegranate syrup and dried dates
mugs Daniel Jackson would own

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This little bug has thoroughly stolen my heart.
@crow-with-a-pencil
That poor pest control guy did not know what he was getting into, but given the state of my yard i feel like he should have known what he was getting into.
He was going door to door offering to spray the base of the house for pests for a discount rate because one of our neighbors signed up for pest control and he walked down my driveway (covered in spiderwebs), up onto my front porch (covered in spiderwebs), and knocked on my door (covered in spiderwebs) and said "hi, I'm John from the bug company, would you be interested in a discount service because it seems like you may have a spider problem."
And I said, "oh, no, I'm sorry, I won't be spraying for spiders, I like them. I want to encourage them."
And he gave me kind of a weird look and was like "why?" And I was honest and said that they were my pest control, they take care of my mosquitoes and and and flies, and then I kind of laughed and said that I should stop because I know way too much about spiders and if he let me go I'd talk his ear off.
And then he made his fatal mistake and asked what I knew about spiders, and if I knew what kinds of webs he'd walked past to get on the porch and what spiders were in my yard.
So then he got to hear my thoughts on brown vs black widows and why I wished there were as many black widows as there used to be but I had a big beautiful one under my patio table right now and even if I prefer black widows because they aren't invasive the same way that brown widows are i still like the brown widows and i had a lovely one who lived in my patio chair from August until the firestorm in January and she was so good and kept eating cockroaches and had made five big egg sacks and how I was so proud of her and I used to have a lot more orb weavers but their numbers never recovered after the tropical storm last year but I had a cute one on the shed that I took a picture of yesterday and of course there are tons of wolf spiders and jumping spiders and cellar spiders if you wanted to count them too and some false widows but I hadn't seen any of them this year and, well, yeah, anyway they're not actually dangerous mostly and widows want nothing to do with you but a bite wasn't pleasant but much better than a recluse bite but I almost never see recluses around here but i wouldn't, would I, because they're not called brown gregarious spiders, oh and there are black footed yellow sack spiders around and you don't want those to bite you but their little toes are so cute and I'm sorry, sorry, sorry like I said I can go off about spiders, but also I don't want to spray because I've got so many pollinators, I've got a whole wisteria vine full of carpenter bees, actually i saw a male valley carpenter bee last week, did you know they're golden and fuzzy? He was so cool! But, yes, sorry, I won't be spraying but thank you for asking, and I'm sorry I was the crazy spider lady at you!
Extremely adorable fuzzy little creature:
A large friend:
Look, this is basically a kitten:
A goth icon.
Strong, independent women that I don't want to fuck with.
They are delightful and they eat actual pests, I love them.
I had almost this exact conversation with the door-to-door pest control guy last summer, but about the wasps. He was outright confused when I told him that not only was he not welcome in my yard, I'd just put out some fried chicken crumbs for my paper wasps to make sure they built their hives on my property because nothing in his truck made better crop pest control than a hungry nest of Red Paper Wasps, except maybe Ichneumons but have to get rid of the lawn before those will move in-
"Red Paper wasps? Those are very dangerous! They're very aggressive!" he sputters.
"Really? They seem to be quite placid." I indicated the Fine-backed Red Paper Wasp nest about 16 inches above his head under the eaves.
He stared.
I picked up a crumb of KFC from the porch shelf with my finger and held it up. One of the ladies investigated, then landed and sat on my finger and munched happily for a few seconds before returning to the nest.
"Would you like to see the common paper wasps? They've got a great nest going on the side of the garage."
"I'm. I'm good." He said, and left.