the only normal person in the world

mulder is the kind of guy to say 'you know scully sometimes i feel like a woman' and scully would say 'well mulder sometimes i feel like a lesbian, it doesnt mean anything' and then they would both look at each other for a really long time

for christmas we're deleting the entire show. tally ho you teaboo shits

my feeling with regards to the billie piper cliffhanger was like 'well it's stupid but i suppose if this is what it takes to secure the show's ongoing existence it will be worth it'. consequently i now feel comfortable saying: that was simply fucking stupid wasn't it

thinking about how scully is on vacation and taking a relaxing bubble bath and then is like "hmmm, this is nice. but you know what would make this absolutely perfect? calling mulder so we can talk about zombies"

Mulder “joking” that he wished he had a peg leg as a kid so people could see that there was something wrong with him and wouldn’t expect him to function properly is so rich in character for a throw away line.