the only normal person in the world

i love scully and doggett's dynamic because there is only one other person alive who understands doggett's extremely specific situation of "the part of my job that i take the most seriously is being on suicide watch for my severely traumatized coworker, but somewhere along the line i somehow made weird enough life choices that my official position as recorded by the us census is 'ghostbuster.'" and that other person is his severely traumatized coworker

when scully interrupts herself mid sentence in the haunted house to say “MULDER” because he’s not listening to her scripted critique of ghost stories like she listened to his scripted ghost story. and then later she takes a breath mid sentence like she’s rushing through a prepared speech. they interact in slide show presentations ❤️ 

mulder is the kind of guy to say 'you know scully sometimes i feel like a woman' and scully would say 'well mulder sometimes i feel like a lesbian, it doesnt mean anything' and then they would both look at each other for a really long time

for christmas we're deleting the entire show. tally ho you teaboo shits

my feeling with regards to the billie piper cliffhanger was like 'well it's stupid but i suppose if this is what it takes to secure the show's ongoing existence it will be worth it'. consequently i now feel comfortable saying: that was simply fucking stupid wasn't it

thinking about how scully is on vacation and taking a relaxing bubble bath and then is like "hmmm, this is nice. but you know what would make this absolutely perfect? calling mulder so we can talk about zombies"