the only normal person in the world

Re-watching early X-Files, it strikes one that it's not actually unreasonable for Mulder to assume a lot of what Scully says to him is some sort of esoteric flirting thing, because who the fuck talks to people like that, while we as the audience can see that she just talks like that all the time, including to herself when she's alone.

All I'm saying is if a colleague consistently addressed me with an air of palpable clinical fascination, as though every moment we're talking they're contemplating cutting my skull open and rummaging around in my brain-meat to figure out what's wrong with me, I'd think they were coming on to me, too.

oh small potatoes is SILLY silly my roommate and I have been howlinggggg

JUST KIDDING JUST KIDDING NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

make a minimum of 20 posts a day, be annoying as fuck, repeat things you said a few weeks ago, destroy your follower’s dashboards, never kill yourself

tomodachi life should release an update where we can draw mii's tramp stamps