you only love me for my brainwashing spores that make everyone love me. hmph

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shark vs the universe
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@forestslut
you only love me for my brainwashing spores that make everyone love me. hmph

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Have you guys seen that clip
Go off Kermit
we're just normal men
Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???
assessing the situation before he shoots his shot
Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king
the excitable hog

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when everything feels like the movies you bleed just to know youre alive. or so ive heard.
i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today
The “weird little girl” part of my life makes me a better man idk what to tell y’all
me: *googling what kind of bike helmet i should get*
search result 1, AI-generated article: Since the dawn of time, humans have wondered what kind of bike helmet is best for protecting their cranium and lower intestine. In the event that you find yourself with a bike helmet, you must find a way to save your family. Therefore, we have compiled a list of qualities to look for. First, sodium content is of great importance when biking your helmet.
search results 2, 3, and 4: sponsored ads for bike helmets on amazon
search result 5, reddit thread: bikeaholic363736: hey guys, do any of you have experience with the windslapper 30g helmet from spronklegear?
spokejunkie666: it's probably the best helmet on the market right now. if you're not using the windslapper you might as well just be riding your bike into a woodchipper
handlebar_hamburglar: idiot. we've had this thread a hundred times. don't the mods enforce the repost ban anymore? OP, don't listen to spokejunkie. the windslapper is the leading cause of death in the netherlands
Do you have any cool fish facts to share?
ummmm i likeys them

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the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad
Ants Climbing a Tree-vermicelli recipe
Follow for recipes
Is this how you roll?
My favorite recipe for Meatballs nuzzled in a simple gravy, served over mashed potatoes, rice or noodles.
Recipe: https://niftyrecipe.com/recipe-875-tender-meatballs-and-gravy.html
Please believe me when I say I have never knowingly shared AI artwork in my life, but this one is so godawful that it defies any sort of categorisation.
THIS was posted by the current President....
Presumably it was supposed to project an image of utter masculinity.... which would surely test even the most soulless of generative AI programs, but this... THIS?
This may simultaneously be amongst the most horrifying AND most gay things I've seen in my long life.
The closest thing I can think of is those old Sino/Soviet posters all about men striving together which just looks like they're a slightly adorable gay couple, sometimes bringing up their kids together.
The central image strives for manliness, though I can only hear Jabba the Hutt's theme playing in my head as I look at it.
But the near naked, ALL MALE, totally toned (and possibly cloned) cheerleaders gleefully flinging their pompoms with gay [sic] abandon makes JC Leyendecker's work look butch.
To add another layer to the nightmare of this "art", it looks like the cheerleaders all resemble young Ronald Regan. yikes
Well, not unseeing THAT now....
Thanks, I hate it....
THE GUY BEHIND THE BASKETBALL IS WAVING THE BLOODY STUMPS OF HIS AMPUTATED HANDS
Edit: Wait..... basketball? Why is there two of them. Why does he need a helmet and shoulder pads for soccer. Dear god it keeps getting worse

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I'm turning 18 in twenty years it's so over for me