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sorry I disappeared for 10 hours baby. I was helping dewolf fight crime

i get it. they couldn’t get back together and it wouldn’t have worked for this movie. but istg if they don’t make up i’m going to become an avengers level threat. Mamdani mane watch out

why is nobody talking about how MJ must’ve visited Peter at the hospital, knowing what she knew about what he’d done. he made the decision to keep their past from her, she had every right to move on. she didn’t have to invite him up to see Ned. she didn’t have to visit him at the hospital. she left the sketch she drew for Spider-Man, for Peter, next to his bedside so it’d be the first thing he saw when he woke up. it would’ve been completely against her temperament for them to be endgame in BND but that’s her man. the band is getting back together, trust.

“why does Peter have such high tech if he’s poor” because Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! with a box of scraps! why wouldn’t his prodigy?

i’m absolutely not creating a side blog fuck a niche #mymultitudes

Lmao of all the names to reach for. You haven’t spoken to the love of your life — who forgot you existed because of a spell you helped cast — in years and you get the chance to make another first impression. And the name you give her is Maynard. Not Chris or Brad or Daniel or Kevin. Maynard. Peter my favorite fucking loser

Peter gagging as he squeezes webbing from his wrists and watches spider moulting documentaries is so fucking funny. I too am grossed out by my natural bodily functions

the concept of a Korean Spider-Man

“spider-man will return” great thanks i need that shit on my desk by 2027