Well, I'm not dead yet so I guess I'll be alright

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

it seems people don't understand. a GLUP SHITTO is a character in a very popular piece of media (like star wars) that if you asked a random person or even a casual fan, they wouldn't know who the fuck that is. a BLORBO is just your little guy. can be any kind of character they're just your little GUY. a POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW is a villain, usually with a sad backstory, who you are defending and woobifying. they've done WRONG. not everyone can be a poor little meow meow. just because they're pathetic doesn't mean they're a meow meow that mf had to commit CRIMES. if you want a pathetic little fucker of any moral persuasion that is a BABYGIRL. usually male, doesn't have to be. just has to be kind of fucked up. get your terminology CORRECT

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

i like when you can tell a screenwriter thinks that being good at computers is all about how fast you type. you need to out-computer your enemies with your superior wpm. whoever types the fastest is the most elite hacker in the cyberspace. its all up to you, johnny quickfingers. we're counting on you.

May I please have 1 everything

Hey guys look at this song I found

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

emperor kuzco was clearly gay

hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit

holy shit read the article. it’s worth it and completely batshit

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be normal about nonromantic sex. be normal about people who actively want to screw but would rather die than kiss or hold hands. be normal about fwb relationships. they are healthy they are beautiful they are harmless they are wholesome they are perfect. "yeah, just as long as you make sure to clarify—" you're still not being normal about this yk. you're only saying that because you STILL see it as an abusive arrangement by default. if someone says they want a romantic partner, you wouldn't tell them to make sure they asked directly rather than decide for them, would you? god just please be normal about nonromantic sex as a whole ok