Well, I'm not dead yet so I guess I'll be alright

rpf is compelling because it exposes the self as a performance in the same way that drag exposes gender as a performance

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

this summer if you don’t hold at least one rpf ship close to your heart they’re gonna get you. they’re gonna do it hard and they’re gonna do it fast.

they need to give out research grants for rpf

and the other thing about rpf is that it's like sure maybe their inner worlds are not as rich as we're making them out to be and they're not fucking with their eyes every time they look at each other. but you can't deny that sometimes those celebrities are acting exactly like You would act when you really really want to be friends with someone or you have a debilitating crush and you desperately need to be close to them. and that is beautiful. the human experience truly is universal

beyond the reinforcement of beauty standards and body fascism like, idk how many people realize Botox is a specific brand name, and that brand in question has donated over $135,000 USD to Republican politicians in the past year alone. yknow the people that regularly vote to defund planned parenthood.

and another thing but like this is also why all feminists need to be pro fat liberation cuz shit like this puts pregnant fat people's lives at risk, even when they do access abortions they are often referred out to a hospital with a longer wait and a steeper bill, and often denied pain management. these stories coming out from fat women lately tryna access care alongside PP now selling the beauty standard to women feels interconnected and predatory.

nothing brings me closer to people than rpf hysteria

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀