I remain a daughter of Hallownest.

did you google how to take a screen shot

happy pride month. no i do not want to watch rocky horror picture show

honestly the circus didn't seem all that amazing or digital to me

You don't mean that.

and to say this as soon as pride month starts...

When will pride month be over already

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me when i log on yumblr

another day another yumblr

time to log off yumblr

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yumtober

always got room in my schedule for a yumblr if you catch my drift

every day i wish to go onto funblr but im forever on yumblr

almost forgot about yumblr but will i ever truly remember? yum!

i heard yumblr’s a big fan of the day-after-valentine’s chocolate sale… i hope that it’ll like my gift…

whenever i look up at the moon i feel like its getting closer and closer to me until i blink, and then it snaps back into place like a sick game of redlight greenlight, which is quite a lot like my relationship with yumblr, if you think about it in some twisted sense of the term

yumblr is no joke.

i forgot about yumblr

what if yumblr was real /? im joking of course. yumblr is-

*sleeping* *shoots up awake suddenly* oh no! i forgot to close the window! *closes the window* *locks it* phew… goodnight yumblr :+) *yumblr barks*

oh my goshhh yumblr you got me a present? for my birthday? oh my gosh y- what am i supposed to do with 12 dead batteries.

yumblr doesn’t even remember my name let alone the night we shared together…. all those years ago….

god i fucking hate yumblr it made us go trick or treating 9 days before halloween and i had to look at all of my neighbors in the eye as i went “trick or treat!” and they just stared at me before slowly closing the door and i walked back to yumblr’s car. i wasnt even wearing a costume.

yumblr leaves me yumfounded

it’s been 1.5 years, yumblr. we’ve been through so much together. yet… i feel like i barely know you. i log onto you every day. i tell people about you all the time, and… you never give me anything in return. you never gave me what you promised, and now i’m stuck in your goddamn mouse trap! and for WHAT ?! to reblog some Stupid Fuckin’ post every month on a random day?!?!?! to no merit and hundreds of annoyed followers!?… … …i’m so tired, yumblr. it all feels like its going on loop. every month the same, even with different people, different posts. faster, and faster. i’m on a hamster wheel. i can’t be stuck here forever. not with you.. which is why i’ve made my choice. i’m deactivating my yumblr account. goodnight, yumblr.

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me when i log on yumblr

another day another yumblr

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now introducing yumblr…. WITH pride. 🖤💖❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💃🏳️‍🌈🙏👍👍🎉🐱🎊💃💃💃🎉🎉

yumblr is overheating and my heart is beating the sound of the young sheep and their lonely bleating i pray for one day when my thoughts are not fleeting and act as i may i am hopelessly grieving

you know, yumblr, now that im an adult, i was thinking… what if we went on a day trip together? just you and me, yumblr! just imagine, we could go to yellowstone park, see ol’ reliable, an- oh you- you just want to stay inside playing doodle jump all day… okay, yumblr…

what do you think we should do for the halloween yumblr reblog this year? i dunno… maybe we could put like, a bones-guy in it… is that too cheesy? i- hey what are you doing?! stop that! stop writing everything i’m saying! we only get one reblog a month, we need to make it count! it has to be topical! stop!!! if you reblog it on the first we’ll have to wait until NOVEMBER to make a halloween themed yumblr!!! don’t press the reblog butto

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me when i log on yumblr

another day another yumblr

yumblr is the only site on this post with a healthy reblog to like ratio

yumblr, do you think i should have a catchphrase? like, GET DIRTY, or- what? what’s so bad about that? what’s with that face? what? what’s wrong with it?

oh mom can i PLEEEASE get a yumblr?! i’ll feed it and water it and compost it and recycle it and make sure it gets at least 5-10 hours of full sunlight every day and pet it and love it forever and ever!!!!!

when i agree with something i say yupblr

yumblr’s rest, yumblr’s detest. oh how i wish to build a yumblr nest. i’ll try real hard, my yumblr’s best, but all it’ll be is a yumblr test.

one of these days yumblr is gonna hit the big leagues and THEN youll see! youll all see!

yumblr is currently on its 5th lunch break of the hour, at raising canes. this is okay,

oh? you wouldn’t? the yumblympics are on tonight. you’ve never heard of such a thing? for shame!

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as yumblr flies by, scaring young men

i gave you my blog, you held it in hand

and poured it all out, souring the land

my heart stopped right then, i thought i would die

yumblr sat beside me, and began to cry

a yumblr’s dance is one of the most rare forms of love in the wirld. some say, if you see a yumblr danceing, you might just fall in love forever :) what you fall in love with is still up for debate

a seafarer’s delight is another one’s fright! be careful what you may ’see’ out at ’sea’ tonight. A YUMBLR, PERHAPS.

a novumblr yumblr, what could be more funblr? literally anything else. november is such a nothing month why can’t we just skip it entirely? you agree with me, right, yumblr? maybe i should replace it with my own month. NO, yumblr, i’m not naming it after you.

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*yawn* if you’re having trouble sleeping, try closing your eyes and imagining a pack of wild yumblrs jumping over your wifi router. one yumblr… two yumblrs… three yumblrs… four yumblrzzzzzzz……

A YUMBLR’S TEST OF PATIENCE, A YUMBLR’S TRICK OF MIND… IF YOU’RE NOT VERY CAREFUL, A YUMBLR ROBS YOU BLIND!

happy birthday to Yum… happy birthday to Yum! happy biiiirthdayyy dear Yuuuum, happy birthday to Blr!

a yumblr a day? the doctor says Hooray!

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users