It is what it is

HE LEETLE FEETSYS

@elodieunderglass are you already on this??

He’s just a decimal, not even big enough to be a digit

oh Darth Maul’s an alien I always thought he was just really committed to his aesthetic

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

these kind of posts reinforce my certainty that humans as a species are low-key part of a hivemind. 

what if we kissed and then i fucking killed you

Why do ppl keep saying that they make a mean dish why's it gonna be mean why does every thing have to be evil 😔 so much hate in the world

i make a tender, caring roast chicken that'll kiss you so so much

I make a mac n cheese so good you could fuck it

i have to tell you something. if you pour water into a hole of dirt and put grass in it and mix it around it makes something. Its called potion

bed bath and behind you

bed bath and beware

getting rickrolled made me angry but getting stickbugged is so pleasant….

How do you feel about getting gnomed

FUCK that gnome

Hey let’s play Russian Roulette

click the link to find out who got you