Its Pronounced Like “mew” And “Elevator Music” @mewzaque - Tumblr Blog

I was trying to do this thing where I drew a character for every day of bhm but I suck at anything that requires timeliness. I did draw these tho

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goldenchocobo

This is out general mood, correct?

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lindleland

the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.

listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.

it's E.

you remember this shit?

it's this. 67 is E.

lindleland

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared

quinntessence

Happy Pride!

i drew jax in a dress to cope with the finale 🥲

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tygerbug

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

pokemonshelterstories

any advice on how to bath a vaporeon? the little stinker keeps melting into the water the moment he jumps into the tub! which one could argue that it helps get the dirt and grime off of them, but he tends to reform himself and get the murky water back onto his fur. it’s an endless cycle at this point. i do love the guy, and he seems to just want to play in the water, but i wish there was a way for the bathing process to be fun and productive at the same time.

are you just trying to soak him in a full bath? if so, that's the problem. a vaporeon's instinct when put into a body of water is to swell its cells up with the water (which is what causes them to "dissolve"). that's great for playtime and for water-basking, but obviously not ideal for getting clean.

the best way to clean a vaporeon is to spray it down with water in somewhere with good drainage so that the water doesn't build up. for most people, a shower works just fine. let your vaporeon have a good 15-20 minutes under a cool spray. he should do most of the cleaning himself! vaporeon naturally want to groom themselves during rainstorms. if he's super dirty or isn't good at cleaning himself, which happens sometimes with older vaporeon or those with health issues, you can use a soft towel to help loosen any dirt. don't use soap unless absolutely necessary, and make sure any soap you do use is unscented/gentle formula (vaporeon's waterlike cell structure can result in them absorbing the soap into their skin).

ideally you should let your vaporeon shower at least twice a week. it's good for his health and also good enrichment!

doyouremem8erme

horsefigureoftheday

I've always wanted to see an artist brave enough to show if centaur foals suckle from the front or back - thank you for my life Donna Barr<3

horsefigureoftheday

#Oh hey I think I've read this comic!#It's weird#I mean obviously#but srsly so weird.

I can assure you Stinz is a normal comic for normal people

horsefigureoftheday

#and crucially what you've got to understand is that's the same character in those two panels#but in the first one he's not one third dog anymore

Well of course, I'm sure anyone can tell that he's two men and a girl in the first pic, and not two men and a dog

this-is-trans-joy

everyone loves to hate terfs until they realise that it actually entails rejecting bioessentialism entirely and then suddenly you’re “taking things too seriously” and you “don’t have a sense of humour” like i’m sorry but saying protect the dolls doesn’t make you immune to terfism it has seeped into every corner of mainstream feminism and unless you’re actively searching it out and checking your own biases you will always be at risk of sharing a space with terfs

this-is-trans-joy

“Only women can—” nope. “But all men—” nah. “The divine femininity of—” gonna stop you right there. “Everyone born ama—” if you finish that sentence I’ll kill you. “Men don’t experience—” you’re wrong. “Gender isn’t real but sex is imm—” *loud incorrect buzzer*

It also goes without saying that bioessentialism inherently can’t be trans inclusive no matter how hard you try. “All men including trans men—” probably not. “This is only a woman’s issue—” is it really? “Afabs only—” why? “All trans men are like—” what? what are they like? finish the sentence i dare you.

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meowthiroth

rate the fit

asparrowdraws

Gaming Dice.

I learned a lot about edges and light and color relationships here.

greywolfheirs

PAINTING!!! THIS IS A PAINTING

sensoryscorpio

CHAT THIS IS A PAINTING!!!

almaignismare

I went over this post twice before realising. I was like "oh it's just set up like a still life painting, right". NO IT'S FUCKING NOT!

sealhaus

Apartently my love language is “dress that character up fancy as fuck”. There is nothing I love more in the world then playing dress up with random characters like I’m their personal stylist

manuciruja

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

manuciruja

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

smadsel

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

smadsel

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

manuciruja

hey staff what the fuck

villainessbian

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

shrodingers-catgirl

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

ryanthel0ser

oh mein gott someone get a blanket for this baby, he's only 2 apples tall

there we go

sleep well little hero

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sparrowlucero

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

sparrowlucero

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

sparrowlucero

realizing many people don't know about infinity train creator owen dennis' among us show from years ago, which has been trapped in unreleased limbo all this time and was just dumped on streaming this morning with no advertisement. they don't even know about its weirdly stacked cast

twigstarpikachutroll22

IT’S OUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!

isawken

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

isawken

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

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Sorry, I don't give out medals, this is the best I can do.

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