love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm

I tried to weigh the chinchillas on the scale today...Mei, my big girl, is HUGE at 940 grams! almost exactly two pounds. what the fuck. Suki was much more skittish about the scale, so we practiced having her put her front paws up on it to get a treat a couple of times, and I'll see if I can get her weight next week. I'm guessing she'll be between 700-800 grams, which is more typical for captive-bred females. to be clear, I am not fatshaming the rodent. no one has been able to provide me with a useful body condition scale for a ball of fluff I can barely handle. this is just to have a point of reference for the future.

weighing chinchillas is still a hilarious exercise that tests my patience. the baby scale is a bad tool for this- it turns itself off if it isn't used within one minute, so I have to sit on the floor next to it to turn it back on again. also they can both hop across it fast enough that it doesn't register their full weight, so I have to convince them to sit still on the scale for it to work. this requires treats, but any treat I can use to lure Suki will also lure Mei, and two rodents bouncing across a scale is not conducive to accuracy. My estimate for Suki from today's attempt is between 680 and 770 grams, which is perfectly useless. I think I will try again later using the smaller kitchen scale and the glass bowl they like to dust bathe in.

it's kinda scary how you can just be tired all the time forever

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

scientists still aren't sure if television shows can be "good"

"this is fetish art" okay ❤️ yay ❤️