walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

Now, your resume says you spent seven years as a “sex wizard”

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

when i add ........... to the end of my sentence im leaving room for curiosity. i'm encouraging you to get comfortable with the unknown.......