thats just how it is on this bitch of an earth

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

i havent actually seen anyone make real food for their miis it's all been prescription drugs and cigarettes and bees or a combination of those

I wish I woke up tomorrow in a world where I don't have to see a single AI generated image ever again

HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

That enough Tumblr for today

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

crazy how if you do your chores and obligations first thing on a day off you can enjoy your free time more than if you feel like you’re procrastinating your chores and obligations the whole time. i will not be learning from this experience

applying papier mache to the homie who fell asleep on the floor during the party and then using it as a mold to make a 1-to-1 perfect silicone sculpture of him which we place on the floor and gently interlace with him so it looks like he is sleeping restfully with the yin yang of his own somnolent form lol