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Press the [PEE] button to piss

half-elven councilmember Budor Dwyrel just put the fucking wand of fireballs in his mouth

Got diagnosed with a situation and now I’ve got symptoms. Been coughing and spewing and peeing and pooing in just about every conceivable direction , my heart is inconsolable. trolls all around my house. nymphs and hobgoblins and the like. piling shit on my table and wiping secretions on my ottomans. I even have termites. Ants. Bats and boogeymens and shit. Even saw a Slug on my stairs. I hate living in this dogass neighborhood full of creatures and fiends. Someone get me the fuck out of this nightmare Realm before some Boggart has his way with my stilted soul

Opened up my Nintendo Today App and the first notification I get is that Isabelle has died of consumption

Further context: She consumed the magic gum from Willy Wonka and her liver imploded. Scary stuff

World is fucked yo.

who scare.. of big bad piendish..

Not I, for my straw house will hold strong

My reward for beating Classic Mode as Walter White

Drive 2