take pictures of the things you touch daily, your tv remote, your headphones, your favorite cup, your computer mouse, your keys, your shoes, your microwave, the packaging for the snack you eat in the afternoon. In 30 years they'll be so gone, they won't even make them like that anymore, and when you look at those pictures, the sense memory will be electric

Walk Like No One Is Driving

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

i think the theme of the met gala next year should be a giant meteor hurling towards it. just to spice things up. see if the celebrities can pull together to save manhattan

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

i think it's funny when a character is almost exclusively referred to by their last name by other people and this carries over into their internal monologue when someone writes from their pov. not even on a first name basis with herself

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

much to consider

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow