NHL Frozen Moment: Evgeni Malkin walks out onto the ice to warm up prior to their game against the New York Islanders on March 22, 2007 at Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York (Photo by Mike Stobe)

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NHL Frozen Moment: Evgeni Malkin walks out onto the ice to warm up prior to their game against the New York Islanders on March 22, 2007 at Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York (Photo by Mike Stobe)

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Last Day: Evgeni MalkinĀ (04.24.2012)
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Hi, sorry to bother, I'm not really active on tumblr so idk who's who but you seemed knowledgeable in both real life hockey and Heated Rivalry. I'm curious if you think Sidney Crosby's popularity/fame would be as big as it is today if he hadn't scored the golden goal in the Vancouver Olympics? I guess the main reason I'm curious is that I'm trying to figure out how famous Shane would be and I'm using Crosby as a baseline. Obviously they're not totally comparable, but accomplishments are the easiest thing for me to think about, and I wanted to get a take from people who knows about hockey. Anyways, I've been having a fun time scrolling through your posts and I recently read "anything that touches" and I was very sad about it ā¤ļøā¤ļø
hello! hmm I might defer to sid expert @rimouskis here I feel like she has a firmer grasp on the evolution of the sidney crosby mythology. I do think the golden goal probably cemented his (canadian) legacy in a way that just winning cups for his (american) team might not have? but I also feel like heās always had that āthe next oneā golden boy mythos and heās lived up to the hype and then some. I also know that he and ovi are generally credited with āsavingā the nhl ie sparking a massive resurgence of interest in the league at a moment where things felt pretty precarious.
#that last bit is something that didnāt get folded into heated rivalry at all #like neither shane nor ilya feel any sense of responsibility to the league itself or like #for saving the sport or whatever #if you are curious about what shaneās everyday experience of fame might be like #I wonder if connor mcdavid is a closer parallel #just in terms of what itās like to be a canadian superstar drafted by a canadian team and expected to save the franchise #and dealing with like. idk. being in an intense hockey market
good tags jes, I felt they had to be included...
this question is hard in the sense that the cumulative build of sidney crosby and all that's happened over his career is what makes him sidney crosby; what if he hadn't scored the golden goal? what if he hadn't won the cup three times? what if he hadn't won until he was nearly 30? hypotheticals spin impossibilities, so there's no good true answerāwe'll just never know. he is who he is because that's who he is etc. etc., he isn't a composite of parts but one whole story and that story isn't one where he didn't score the goal, so on so forth
that being said, I agree with jes parsing "canadian legacy" from hockey legacy; the golden goal means ten billion times less to the american/international hockey market than what it means to canada and its national-identity-through-sports. it's what made sid akin to a god in canada, but canada is not the rest of the world, and his fame in the rest of the world is middling compared to a lot of other professional athletes.
was sid's fame in canada impacted by the golden goal? absolutely. was sid already much more famous in canada than he was in the US/rest of the world? certainly.
I think there's a component missing here: shane plays for a canadian team (a very storied one, no less, if we're saying montreal). sid plays for an american team. I cannot describe to you how much more insane canada would be about sid if he played for montreal (insane in a bad or good way? who's to say... they'd be more reverent and also more critical, I think. I blanch at the thought of sid playing for toronto).
sid would be less famous in america if he played for a canadian team, and more famous in canada (...maybe? or the fame would be more intense? hypotheticals hypotheticals...). canada already cares about hockey, more than most americans can understand, barring people from the south whose towns are run by their football programs.
in the heated rivalry universe, I do not think americans-who-don't-like-hockey care very much about shane.
when I was 14 and didn't care about hockey, I watched sidney crosby score the golden goal, completely not understanding who he was, probably disappointed that america (my country) had lost, and didn't really think about him again until a webcomic artist namedropped him half a decade later. I might have been able to recognize his name as a hockey player, but that's it. I wouldn't have been able to pick him out of a lineup, and that was him as the most famous active hockey player in the world.
tl;dr I think the question is inherently hard to answer, and I think "canadian fame" vs. "american fame" or "international fame" are different things, and I think what matters more, in a sense, is which country shane plays in when it comes to both types of fame
ah and one last aside: I didn't talk a lot about mcdavid here because frankly I don't know a lot about his narratives, but he doesn't Matter to canada in the same way sid does. why? because he hasn't won. he's great. he's impressive. he matters a hell of a lot to hockey-the-sport and to edmonton. but has he transcended like sid has into a symbol of national identity? no, because you need hardware to manage that
To Lemieuxās house on Goncharās Jaguar
(Sport Express reporter spent one day in Evgeni Malkinās company)
September 2006
Pittsburgh used to be the steel capital of the US, and its strength used to lie in its alloys [It can also mean āits strength used to lie in its boxer briefsā. Yay puns]. There used to be so much steel casting that naturally the time came when not only Pittsburgh, but US in general got sick of it. More than twenty years ago blast furnaces were closed and the sole justification for the name Steel City, apart from citizensā memories and logos on the beer labels, was the fact that its sister cities were Sheffield, Ostrava and Donetsk. For some reason Magnitogorsk, which is also directly connected to all sorts of metals, isnāt included in this list and itās doubtful that it ever will be.
āWhat is Malkin like?ā
To be fair, sister cities or not, but Magnitogorsk born hockey player Evgeni Malkin was welcomed in the Steel City like one of its own. He was hugged at the airport, given a Pens jersey during an official ceremony, brought to Mario Lemieuxās house for dinner. Everything was like it was supposed to be. Ā So now the cities which are situated in Western Pennsylvania and Southern Ural respectively are at the very least godparents to each otherās children. Or brothers-in-law. Or maybe sisters-in-law.
Sport Express reporter came to Pittsburgh three days after Malkinās arrival. The excitement wasnāt exactly over, but it had been dialed down a little bit. It was a busy day in the Steel City: a day of mourning and a day of celebration at the same time. Firstly, there was the funeral of Bob OāConnor, Pittsburghās beloved mayor and former steelworker, who died eight months after assuming office. Secondly and mainly, the NFL season was starting with the opener game played by the current champions Pittsburgh Steelers. It quickly becomes clear who rules the city! People of all ages, genders and social standings put on black and yellow jerseys. For example, I have seen a businessman at the airport who had a laptop bag in one hand, a phone in the other and who was wearing a Steelers jersey over a white shirt and a tie.
But on a day like this there are still people in Pittsburgh who care about hockey. Even if there are only two of them, a father and a son who are waiting in front of the Robert Morris hockey rink where Malkin and other Penguins players hold an optional skate on Thursday. The father is a big man with glasses, middle aged, wearing a sergeant uniform. His son is a tiny redhead in a Penguins shirt signed by the hockey players. However early I may have arrived (approximately at 7:30, the same time as the first players), those two have already been waiting at the door. The father recognized every hockey player and told his son a short version of his biography. Malkin was the only one who slipped under his radar. Perhaps, for want of habit. All the attention was stolen by Gonchar who drove Geno in his black Jaguar.
āWhat is Malkin like?ā the father asked me later.
āYouāll see him on the ice. You wonāt miss him because heās the tallest.ā
Besa Tsintsadze vs. Crosby
You definitely canāt miss Malkin on the ice, even in the company of Sidney Crosby and the Stanley Cup winner Mark Recchi. Despite it being an optional skate, everybody takes it seriously: there is only a little actual play, mostly the players work on their skating and technical elements. Nothing exciting, just normal work routine. Although here it is: Malkin starts with a cross-ice pass and moving to the net a second later finishes it on his own by placing his stick at a sharp angle. Father and son are amazed.
āWell, was it worth it skipping school for this?ā
The son nods. There are new signatures on his shoulders. I think someday this shirt could be sold for the amount of money that would be enough to buy a lifelong supply of ice cream.
Malkin may be the tallest, but the guy who really stands out on the ice is the shortest one, a tiny nimble man. He doesnāt wear a helmet. Heās clearly never played hockey professionally (otherwise he wouldnāt be able to stand on his own feet with this body size), but he handles the hockey stick confidently and his skating is ā oh my god!
āItās Besa,ā says the father, āheās the skating instructor. He was specifically brought in from Wilkes-Barre where he usually works. Heās a former figure skater from the Soviet Union.ā
Wow! Surprisingly, all of this is true: heās really a former figure skater, heās really from the USSR and his name is Besa Tsintsadze. His skating, both forwards and backwards, is amazing. None of the hockey players can ever skate this fast on a turn in their entire lives. But with a lot of sweating and swearing they at least try to replicate the instructorās moves.
Malkin is doing everything carefully, like a student. He isnāt brilliant (with his build itās out of the question), but he doesnāt make mistakes. Crosby is the best though. The scrubby Canadian with bow legs does everything exactly like Besa, only a little bit more slowly. It seems effortless. However, even Sidney doesnāt take the curve in one of the most difficult exercises and falls on one knee. During Tsintsadzeās training thatās the rule rather than the exception.
At the end of the practice the audience has grown. Girls from some university team came to the gym which is nearby. Right away they started gossiping about someone. My guess wouldāve been that this āsomeoneā was the handsome Crosby, but alas! Low female voices were talking about Malkin. Well, women do like larger guys.
Sidney Crosby: āIām happy heās arrived.ā
Crosby isnāt dejected, though. In the locker room after the practice the future Penguins captain sat opposite Malkin and started chirping his neighbors as usual. Apparently, Crosby has big plans for the night: heās going to a football game with two other hockey players. As explained above, Steelers are sort of like a local religious movement and it doesnāt befit one idol to ignore the other, more important ones. Ā The child prodigy immediately agreed to give an interview without even asking for time to take off the hockey gear. As usual, his words sounded beautiful and memorized.
Sidney, for the second year your team has been the center of attention for hockey fans in the US. You were the reason last year, now itās Malkin. Are you getting tired of it?
Iām not. We try to ignore it. Our job and our goals donāt change depending on how much attention we get, right?
You personally may be even enjoying it.
I donāt know. I just play hockey. Too much attention is an incentive to play better and try harder. But I want to do my best every game I play. So does the attention make a difference for me? No. And you have to keep a cool head anyway. Getting too full of yourself is harmful.
What did you think about Malkinās escape from Metallurg?
I was very happy that heās coming to us. We were waiting for him for a long time and wanted to meet him. I know that he went through a lot, he sacrificed a lot to be able to play here. I havenāt spoken to him yet though because of the language barrier. But the whole story allows to think he is a person who is driven and full of determination to fulfill his dream.
You were the first one to send him a greeting after his arrival in the US.
I understood how hard it was for him. I know what it is like to make hard decision at a young age. It can bit a bit scary. I wanted to support him.
What do you think of him as a hockey player?
He is one of those people who can outsmart the opponent almost every way imaginable. Thatās why he is unpredictable. Youāll never know what to expect next time. Heās good at skating, shooting, reading the game, passing.
Is Malkin aggressive enough for the NHL?
Itās hard to tell. I havenāt seen him in a game situation yet. But not all players in the NHL are that aggressive. Everybody has his own style. If you play very technically, it makes sense not to play very close to the opponent, but to leave space for a maneuver.
You are the clear leader of the team this year. If more attention is paid to another player, will this help or hinder you?
Neither one nor the other. Thatās all I want to say. Youāre talking from the point of view of the press, but you choose to see it like this. We donāt and canāt look at the situation this way. Every team has to be united, otherwise teams are meaningless. Our team will be like that, Iāll guarantee it.
Are you ready to become a captain at the age of nineteen?
I havenāt talked to anyone about it, so I prefer not to worry too early. For now I wear the letter A.
But letās imagine that itās transformed into the letter C already. Can you for example stand up in the locker room and make a speech for your teammates who are all older than you?
I donāt think all captains are like that. I am certainly not and Iām not going to change. I will lead others by example. Actions speak louder than words.
USSR national anthem, the enforcerās version
Malkin and Gonchar were getting changed next to each other. They welcomed the Sport Express reporter with jokes.
āHe should learn English faster or something,ā complained Sergei. āDo I have to translate for him my whole life?ā
āMy English is great!ā retorted Evgeni. āI stay silent, but I do understand everything.ā
Really?
Of course not. Itās still pretty bad. They got me a tutor, Iāll start next week. Three hours a day. Whatever, Iāll learn it eventually. Iām not gonna be worse than others.
As if he listened to the conversation, the enforcer Andre Roy made his voice heard at the opposite side of the locker room. The USSR national anthem sung by the enforcer became somewhat surrealist, since Andre was creating the lyrics on the go and making them sound approximately Slavic. As a result it sounded like, āGreat Ruth was cleaning glasses and plates and cupsā [itās a pun on the name Ruth and Rusā/Russia because they sound a bit similar], although other interpretations were possible.
āDamn, I love this anthem!ā added the French Canadian and approaching Malkin, clapped him on the shoulder. āWe are gonna get the Stanley Cup this year, guys. Understand? Stan-ley Cup! C-C-C-P! Yeah!ā
Evgeni didnāt say anything, although it wasnāt out of the question to assume that he understood everything perfectly.
āWell, itās gonna be hard,ā replied Gonchar to the same question I asked Crosby.
āThere should be less press,ā said Malkin with a cheeky smile.
āYeah,ā agreed Sergei. āBecause someone already called me from Moscow. Their questions were absolutely ridiculous. āWhat color are the walls in Zhenyaās room?ā or āWhat does Zhenya eat?ā The same food as me.ā
āMy agents try to take care of everything themselves to give me more time to play and less time to worry about anything else,ā explains Evgeni. āPeople can be ridiculous. They were waiting for me when I stepped out of the plane. Itās nice to be asked to take a picture or sign something, of course. I havenāt even seen the city yet. I was at Lemieuxās house, met with the management, but other than that my time was occupied by practicing and relaxing. Although theyāre probably taking me to a football game today.ā
Itās necessary. You have never been to a football game before, right?
No, but Iād like to. I was at a baseball game in LA, but it was too boring. Football is interesting though. I heard they were going to take all the rookies there. So Iāll get the chance to meet the guys as well.
Radiant Fleury
This isnāt the best atmosphere for an interview, so we decide to talk more thoroughly a little bit later. Malkin and Gonchar also have to go to the gym to work out after practice. Access to the gym is actually restricted to members only, but nothing tops the reporterās impudence: I donāt only get inside, but also ask two questions to goalie Marc-Andre Fleury who is on the treadmill. The long haired French Canadian who looks a lot like a penguin himself is another one of the golden youth of Pittsburgh. His English isnāt the best, but he makes up for it with his radiant smile.
Marc-Andre, what do you think of this whole Malkin saga?
Iām glad heās here. It looks like Malkin is a good hockey player and a great guy. I even like the fact everyoneās going crazy about it. Publicity is a good thing! Let the fans have fun. Itās good business for the team and we need it right now.
What do you as a goalie think of him?
His shot is very quick, he has good hands. Itās hard to figure him out.
It was hard to figure out Malkinās plans for the day. In theory he was free until 6 pm, when there was going to be a small gathering after which the rookies would go to the game.
However, right after training Evgeni spent a couple of hours in the Mellon Arena at the GMās office. Issues discussed were entirely bureaucratic: opening a bank account and filling out some forms for the team doctor. Malkinās by now infamous passport has turned up a couple of times.
Done with the formalities and having received instructions for next day (the instructions were translated by the Sport Express reporter who had been in the right place at the right time), Evgeni finally went to the hotel to eat. At that moment we saw a proof that Pittsburghās citizens hadnāt only been thinking about Steelers. At the arenaās exit, behind a low fence there were twenty Penguins fans who had somehow found out that theyād be able to meet Malkin and get his autograph. They were quietly standing in line. Of course Evgeni couldnāt say no to them, so nobody went home disappointed. The first in line was a couple of French Canadians who came to Pittsburgh from Montreal. Were they here specifically for Malkin? With these Canadians it wouldnāt be out of the question.
After giving autographs, Evgeni went to the hotel which was luckily right across the street from the arena. We finished the interview there, in the hotel restaurant which was full of ā who else? ā fans of the Steelers and their rivals Dolphins from Miami.
āIām ready to take second place.ā
Evgeni, youāve already met last yearās āgolden boyā Crosby. What do you think of him?
Yes, weāve met during the dinner at the Lemieuxsā. There were people from the teamās management and also me, Crosby and Gonchar. Sidney is a great guy, cheerful and intelligent. He doesnāt think heās a hot shot. And things he does on the ice are unforgettable.
Last year one of the main topics in the NHL was the rivalry between Ovechkin and Crosby. Now you are going to get a lot of attention. But whereas Ovechkin came to a team where he basically was the king, yours already has another leader. Are you scared of being overshadowed?
I really do get a lot of attention, more than ever before. Iām not used to it. I like it better when I stay in the shadows, so people are able to see what I can do on the ice.
But you arenāt going to get 20 minutes on the ice every game. You will play center for the second line.
The first two lines are the most important ones, they have a lot of responsibility. I will also certainly be on the ice with Crosby during power plays and that will be a lot of ice time. It will be enough for me, Iām not worried.
Wonāt you be disappointed if Crosby gets a lot more ice time than you?
If he deserves it, heāll get it. If I deserve it, Iāll get it.
But heās the captain, itās almost guaranteed that he will.
Well, heās a first line player and heās supposed to spend more time on the ice than any other forward player. If I get enough ice time for a second line player, Iāll be happy.
You said last year that if Pittsburgh doesnāt give you a chance, youāll return to Magnitka. What did you mean?
I meant if the coach doesnāt let me do anything. So I wonāt be able to show what I can do. Being second best after Crosby is fine with me. You always have to start small. You can spend a year being in second place and then you can try moving upwards. He demonstrated last year that he was the best player on the team, but nobody in the NHL knows what Iām capable of yet.
What role do you see yourself in?
Making passes, giving assists. I probably wonāt have as many goals as Ovechkin, but Iāll try playing with my partners. People say I should shoot more and then Iād get more goals.
Two years ago, at the draft, you said you werenāt physically ready for the NHL, that you had to train and increase your body mass first. Are you ready now?
Yes, now Iām ready. I played with the national team and the Olympic team against the Canadians and I felt it was time to play among them.
There are rumors that youāre going to play at the same line as Recchi and Malone.
We always skate with Recchi during practice and I understand him pretty well. I think itās a good idea for me to play with him. Heās very experienced, he won the Stanley Cup, he can teach me some things. Also he makes great passes, sees the ice perfectly and he isnāt greedy. Working with him would be comfortable for me.
To be honest, you are now in a situation where you have to either become a star or⦠You do understand what the Russian people will do to you in case you fail, donāt you? You wonāt know what hit you. Do you feel this extra responsibility?
I do, of course. But thatās the path Iāve chosen for myself. Yes, Iāve burned the bridges behind me and I have to prove myself here without looking back.
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ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):
ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").
Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.
Yep! Also "related to work" is a little vague here -- the sciences do use metric.
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