where did you come from, bright star?

I can’t wait until I’m 45 and singing Midnight Memories drunk at a karaoke bar by myself because I never learned to love anything more than I love one direction

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

when your dog looks back at you on a walk like heh... we are really walking right now man

Youll pay for erasing her role in this story

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

this is your daily reminder to take a chonce

What the fuck is a chonce

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it