That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

Picture of her from the USA Today

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

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i went back to bed. in the morning, i couldn't whistle anymore. i only have the video as a reminder of the time i was briefly possessed by a whistling ghost who took pity on me.

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

@natalieironside what's it like being one of the funniest mother fuckers on the planet?

excuse me, no I wasn't???

congratulations to today’s lucky 10000

i dont dislike the pokemon charizard, in fact i really like its X form, but i am exposed to so much charizard in my pokemon consumption that i cant be bothered to care for it in any more than in passing. this applies to a bunch of other stuff i’d otherwise be ok with, but i always just call this aversion phenomena “the charizard effect”

me: screams the role with no warning or explanation

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.