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I need ya'lll to know these options were not picked randomly, but I in fact filled out a career quiz for Vader with these being the recommended careers

Come on @batrachised, tell us your answer/thoughts!

I think Darth Vader is genetically incapable of giving less than approximately three thousand percent, so it's really a question of who deserves three thousand percent of Darth Vader: surgeons, or theater kids

I think theatre kids would adore him. The angsty angry stage manager parental figure they've been yearning for.

AU where Luke is a theater kid, and Vader...

My horses: held

my ducks: in a row

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

hey quick PSA but “reading before bed to wind down” only works if you’re normal about books btw. if you aren’t you are going to end up awake at 2:52am after finishing the whole book just trust me on this one

Just ate an orange #NoScurvy

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

I fear reading the new six of crows novella because unfortunately no depicting of Kaz and Inej's future will ever be as true or canonical to me as of course they get married "she's religious and he wants tax benefits"