ear full of birdsong

I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser

imagine how big you THINK a moose is. now double it. now divide it by three. now add ten. now multiply it by 400. now rotate it clockwise 90 degrees. now convert it to png. mp3. pdf. now call your mom. now take a nap.

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

New York is the exact opposite of Minnesota. New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis

Why is the picture of Susannah Harker and Crispin Bonham Carter at Austen’s house celebrating 30 years of the ‘95 adaptation cheering me up so much

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

@itspileofgoodthings if he was your student it would be so different

You know, it just hit me for the first time how much Georgiana is held over Lizzy’s head for the first part of the book in such a cruel way—as a paragon of accomplishment, as the destined of Mr. Bingley over Jane, even as one of Lady Catherine’s circle to be made much of. Apart from Wickham’s lies about her, a separate thing, her presence in the story is spectral to Lizzy in a very un-fun way. But then at Pemberley one of the first things Darcy does is make it clear that he wants Lizzy to meet Georgiana and, just as much, he wants her to meet Lizzy. All those other ways Georgiana was used by people to hurt and make Lizzy feel small and foolish, even just as a contrast of privilege and wealth, just fade away in the warmth of how Darcy feels and behaves with respect to his sister and Lizzy. Kills me.