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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

"This painting fucked so severely I got knocked up." Relatable sentiment.

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

If you can understand that Evangelicals are being disingenuous when they claim to love Jews, owing to the fact that they only want Jews around because they believe this will bring about the end times where all Jews either convert or die- if you can understand that wanting to someone to convert or die isn't loving them- then you are capable of understanding that TERFs are ALSO being disingenuous when they claim to love trans men so long as they convert to TERFism

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

Lay waste to his pussy with torch and sword

mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

What would you do with non mutuals? Cause speedrunners are always killing me for my crystal scythe before doing my quest

Well now that I know you have a crystal scythe I'm definitely killing you for your crystal scythe

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of