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ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

do you want custody of the post

I just wanna hang out

imagine the following scenario. you meet a girl at a party. she’s cute, funny, and obviously into you. you’re flirting back and forth throughout the night until she asks if you want to come back over to her place. you stumble through the front door, not even making it to the bed before your hands are all over one another. you have a very satisfying night of lesbian sex. in the morning, when you wake up, you look at the wall next to the bed and realize that life size replicas of the cow tools from cow tools are hanging on the wall as decorations.

Reblog if you are a human rights extremist who believes that all humans are equal and has no sense of loyalty to nation states.

driving my chevy to the levee today

what the fuck

FUCK YEAH.

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

Once you learn that the megalodon mostly lived in relatively shallow waters you’re like okay yeah people thinking it’s still alive is just wishful thinking huh