Speak kindly to yourself

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

on it boss

trapped in the catacombs boss

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

Busfahrer*innen, die die Tür nochmal aufmachen wenn man angerannt kommt kommen in den Himmel btw.

My Shane is an enabler. He’s gonna roll his eyes and tell ilya to fuck himself, but he loves that shit. He’s icing Ilya injuries after a fight barely hiding the fact that he found it funny. He’s providing information for chirps. He’s joining in on the fun cause he loves his husband. Idk man I just don’t think Shane, who fell in love with the NHLs biggest asshole is gonna be annoyed when he’s being an asshole.

i think the whole Having A Job thing would be less bad if people in management positions were capable of planning and abstract thought

no matter where you’re born you have to support the WOKE countries that have NEVER done ANYTHING wrong like… and… and er… oh dear…

they just announced all women should eat 4 meals a day and at least 2 nice snacks. they made it the general consensus