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Floccinaucinihinipilification

Sorry I panicked

it's ok!!! theres no right or wrong way to play hi, and I'm having fun playing hi with you!!

OH YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

Like it's kinda funny not funny that Qanon started over the idea that there's a cabal of pedos controlling the government etc but they're now silent like nothingburger when Trump is on the list

it’s also kinda not funny that the qanon conspiracy was started by the owner of 8chan to make more money for his website and it’s also kinda not funny that no one knows about the documentary that proved it

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

bringing a sort of "slavery is still alive and well in US prisons" vibe to the office Juneteenth post that my higher ups don't really like

From what I understand slavery was never actually abolished in the us. It is still legal and all.

the amendment that "ended" slavery specifically left permission for slave labor as punishment for convinced criminals and our inmates have been legally exploited ever since, yes

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website