I'd've made a good garden hermit

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

my excessive use of commas and my love of run on sentences is alluring and attractive to my readers

it's so crazy the level of Noise people seem to be totally cool with like they'll have the tv on blaring mission impossible 47 on 1000+ volume dolby digital surround sound subwoofers rattling the windows while somebody's in the kitchen making a smoothie with frozen rocks in it and also there's a five car pileup happening right outside the door with bystanders screaming and sobbing and sirens blaring and a busted fire hydrant blasting everywhere and a pack of feral neighborhood dogs coming to play and bark in the hydrant water and they start mauling a child on the sidewalk and then the ambulance rolls up and then the neighbor starts setting off pipe bombs in his backyard and the air raid sirens go off and then they'll just turn to you and be like hey i'm talking to you. did u even hear me just now 😡 why are you so distracted

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

so this post has blown up; turns out a lot of people feel the same way I do. If you're feeling conflicted or upset over 4th of July, I've compiled a list of educational resources and charities, both regarding US and international issues, which you can look into if you'd like. Issues here include humanitarian aid to Gaza, Ukraine, and the Caribbean, as well as reproductive, LGBT, BIPOC, and disability rights in the US.

did you know? some primates have been observed to exhibit "blogging" behavior

who tagged this with "unreality". this is just a fact. a primate wrote this post

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis

People were smaller back then

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor