Man, She Punched Me Like A Dude

opera is the greatest art form of all time. and then after that it’s fanfiction

a bicycle is like a horse

when i’m riding slowly over bumpy terrain so I have to pull back and kind of ease off the saddle/ease the bicycle forward. that is when she is most like a horse. second place is when i’m walking her around obstacles

some other times a bicycle is a horse: when you’re bombing down a hill and you lean down flat over the handlebars; when you sit really straight upright with just one light hand steering; when you ride past a bunch of passersby and say hello! hi! good morning! to every one of them

a bicycle is like a horse

when i’m riding slowly over bumpy terrain so I have to pull back and kind of ease off the saddle/ease the bicycle forward. that is when she is most like a horse. second place is when i’m walking her around obstacles

what’s the funniest show that could be pitched to someone tumblr style like “omg watch this there is a gay character and autistic representation!”