Jon Sims and Michael Distortion
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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we're not kids anymore.
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Jon Sims and Michael Distortion

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i spy with my everything eye
Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.
The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--
(paper towel roll falls on my face)
Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.
happy century, David Attenborough

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idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage
"people keep saying this house is haunted but ive been here for 200 years and havent seen a ghost!"
he tries not to read minds, but sometimes he cant help it
But what if they DID take the ‘Shortcut’?
https://www.tumblr.com/flickerghosts/813383042532098048/hi-ive-been-so-ill-this-past-few-weeks-and-been
hey, i want to make sure you’re aware of something important: magicaltempestjourney / Magret Gati is a documented scammer. they’ve been caught running this exact scam under multiple identities for years.
in this post another tumblr account, timinah9, is documented running this scam back in February of 2024, and linking to a paypal account under the name Timina Ibrahim: https://www.tumblr.com/kyra45/741259579611136000/hey-theres-a-blog-called-timinah9-thats-sent-me
in this post another tumblr account, happilyjoyfulnut, is documented running this scam and linking to a paypal account under the name Esta Odhiambo: https://www.tumblr.com/slenbee/775489029865177088/happilyjoyfulnut-esta-odhiambo
for more examples, here is an archive of another tumblr account, zoneoftreatys, running this scam and linking to a paypal account under the name Elizabeth Kegocha: https://archive.ph/nO9WN
here is zoneoftreatys again, but this time linking to a paypal account under the name Hyvonne Bosibori: https://archive.ph/LvwjF
this is an archive of another tumblr account, mysteriousmartyrjinx, running a completely different scam but linking to that same exact Hyvonne Bosibori paypal account: https://archive.ph/pYNOL
here is an archive of another tumblr account, chaoticfulcrumseed, running this scam and linking to a paypal account under the name Paspika Habuba: https://archive.ph/IxuXH
this is an archive of another tumblr account, noisyfrontiertraveler, running another completely different scam but linking to that same exact Paspika Habuba paypal account: https://archive.ph/CR3oP
are you able to delete their scam from your blog, or clearly label it as a scam so it doesn't spread to others? remember you can use the tumblr search box to search the username/paypal account name/text used by people asking for money to check if they’ve been proven to be a scammer
Oh shoot, I had no idea! I'll delete it. Thanks for the heads up!

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw
We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.
night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you
Made a painting of all of us “Holding Hands” <3
Reblog to hold hands
like. okay. i know we all badly want to feel a sense of belonging and community (we are social creatures) but i am here to tell you there are benefits to being a benevolent monster living on the outskirts of human expectation. you miss out on a lot, i won't lie about that, but if someone is cruel to you for no reason or tries to make you a villain in their own life, you have the freedom to throw your head back and laugh about it and trot off into the woods.
"hey you, you're doing this wrong. hack yourself into the correct shape and try harder, or else"
lmao. no! goodbye. i am going to the creek to find minnows
the most important things to do in 2026 are to never lose hope, never give into despair, get enough sleep, and try to give yourself a little treat whenever you can
I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such
I think one big reason why we don't consider the stars as important as before (not even pop-astrology anymore cares about the stars or the sky on itself, just the signs deprived of context) is because of light pollution.
For most of human history the sky looked between 1-3, 4 at most. And then all of a sudden with electrification it was gone (I'm lucky if I get 6 in my small city). The first time I saw the Milky Way fully as a kid was a spiritual experience, I was almost scared on how BRIGHT it was, it felt like someone was looking back at me. You don't get that at all with modern light pollution.
When most people talk about stargazing nowadays they think about watching about a couple of bright dots. The stars are really, really not like that. The unpolluted night sky is a festival of fireworks. There is nothing like it.
The closest I got was being deep in the Smokies late at night. It might've been just a 6 or mayyybe 5, but it was so much brighter than I was used to. And I've lived in a semi rural area all my life, my night skies are beautiful, but this was brighter than anything I'd seen.
It was so beautiful & magical. And I miss it.
I wish we had the night skies from before light pollution... It must be unimaginable.

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Tumblr is trying so hard not to let me post the funniest lent picture I've ever seen but I don't give up easy
Welcome to the Far Side of the Moon
A crescent Earth sets behind the Moon.
On April 6, 2026, the Artemis II astronauts flew around the Moon, observing the far side – which we never see on Earth thanks to tidal locking – with their own eyes and with cameras.
See more of the Moon:
"I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon"