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#extradirty
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if i look back, i am lost
noise dept.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
trying on a metaphor
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Stranger Things
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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izzy's playlists!
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@ineffable-writer
once again, reminding my british friends and followers to ask their MP to sign the motion to reject the transphobic changes to the EHRC.
there's a template email here you can use, it only takes a few minutes. sign the petition too.
EDM 240 / prayer motion is live. Your MP needs to sign it. Two taps via the coalition tool.
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Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.
streets and sodium lights
guys i played ecstatic vibrations at a dj set im so cool
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
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Nobody seems inclined to shut the fuck up on their own so I made this handy graphic that I might just start rudely appending to my random life update posts. Everyone feel free to use it on your own posts.
@thebibliosphere you might need this
you’d be right
Image id: a long bullet-point list, mostly in plain text except the first and last lines which are large and rainbow colored.
Rainbow text: STOP giving me life advice!
Regular text on all the following lines, until noted otherwise:
- I didn't fucking ask.
- I don't know you. I have no reason to think that you know what you're talking about.
- Your advice is stupid and it makes you look stupid.
- A two sentence facetious tumblr post does not give you enough context about my life to offer advice.
- I didn't fucking ask.
- I don't know you and you don't know what you're talking about.
- If your smug little off-the-cuff response took you less than five minutes to think of, I guarantee I've already tried it or it doesn't apply to my situation.
- Because you don't know what you're talking about.
- And I'm not a fucking idiot.
- Your advice sure makes you look like a fucking idiot though.
- It's bad advice. That I didn't ask for.
- It's stupid advice and it makes you look stupid.
- Seriously, just think for like five seconds. About how conceited and self-aggrandising you're being. And how stupid you clearly must think I am.
- When you assume that your thirty seconds musing on a situation you know nothing about is somehow valuable to me.
- Because clearly I'm too much of a fucking idiot to think of something that obvious by myself. Good thing I have your genius take to remind me that thrift shops or food pantries or farmer's markets or Etsy or whatever the fuck you're recommending exists.
- Good thing I have you dipshits to tell me how to grow a garden or cook a soup or use up my lemons or eggs or choose birthday presents.
- Too bad I didn't fucking ask.
- I've been polite about your stupid fucking ideas for years and my patience is running thin. I'm about to start blocking you motherfuckers.
- STOP GIVING ME LIFE ADVICE.
Rainbow text: I didn't fucking ask!
End image id.
#thank you op#found out a few months ago I have a rare disability#which explains why I’ve tried every possible bit of advice and none of it worked even a little#and getting told to try -insert most basic generic possible solution- every time I talk about it makes me want to do a violence#this is such a great way of expressing why that’s frustrating
People who give disabled people "obvious" or "simple" life advice should have to hand them five dollars with the advice. Yes every time.
@thatlittleegyptologist sounds like something you need for your blog
*pained laughter* yeah...it is
I follow the "leave nothing but footprints take nothing but photos" rule of state/national parks yeah because conservation. But also because when I was 11 i read a short story about a girl who went to a museum and stole a bandage flake off a mummy on display with the mentality of "im just one person one piece won't be missed" then at night she was visited by the mummy and it plucked a single hair from her head and then the next night a different mummy took another hair and she realized that there were only so many pieces to her before there would be nothing left and that story was forever wedged in my brain. Anyways leave cool rocks where you find them or the mummies will get you
SERIOUS: NEW BOT SCAM ALERT
heya!
this right here?
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOT REAL.
the "@staff" is just the bio text.
tumblr staff will not contact you through anything other than email or their official accounts, which will all have this badge:
DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THIS OR SIMILAR ACCOUNTS AND ABSOLUTELY DO NOT CLICK ANY LINKS FROM IT.
report and block. i'd also appreciate it if you shared this post, bc that blog was JUST created and was already tagging a LOT of people, and i know not everyone has the scam-sensing instinct, even if this might seem obvious to some.
@staff @tumblr @support
concept
a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings
you know… these guys
Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.
Needs more worms
I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms
No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway
@fanotastic more worms
Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.
Fuck you guys.
My fellow fuckers, I present you-
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Happy Pride Month
The worm curtain is GAY
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so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.
it makes you a fruit.
http://kinko-white.deviantart.com/
yes, hello, how much does a copy cost?
I NEEDS THE PRECIOUS.
The fact that antisemites are using the word "noticing" and "noticing patterns" as dogwhistles is annoying because I do actually notice a lot of stuff, patterns included, and one of the most obvious patterns I've noticed to date is that all antisemitic rhetoric makes no sense if you think critically about it for 5 seconds. Often less
A TERF liked this post so I just want to clarify that another pattern I've noticed is the massive overlap between anti-trans rhetoric and antisemitic rhetoric
If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸
Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal
I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.
Making exercises more accessible to the disabled? Fuck yeah!
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Have you ever wondered how tech technicians recover data from faulty flash and memory whose data cannot be recovered by normal methods.
this is necromancy
This, right here?
THIS is a magic circle and NOTHING you can tell me will convince me otherwise.
For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.
