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I cried watching Project Hail Mary btw
knowing when not to open the comments is a skill
internet soft skills
not opening the comments
letting people be wrong
letting people be wrong about YOU
letting people have a bad impression of you (see above)
knowing when your input isn't needed
spotting bot comments
block button
blocking tip: you don't have to wait to have a negative interaction with someone to block them. you can block them without ever interacting with them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone being rude to someone else and preemptively blocked them
"why'd they block me? we've never talked" bro if i see you being nasty to the bartender i'm not gonna chat you up
People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.
me on my way to do hot girl shit*
*checking books out from Queer Liberation Library

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The Marsh Rose, one of the rarest plants on Earth. Kirstenbosch has one, grafted to more robust roots to survive. It grows naturally on cold seeps of mountainsides in the Overberg, and has very fragile roots.
One of the most photogenic tornadoes in history
South Dakota, June 2025. Video by eye.of.ty
my first wondertrade in oras and i got a machamp incredible
all it knows is dig
level 31 and it just knows dig
what am i supposed to do with this
is
is this machampās name āhomo matsuriā
as in
āhomo festivalā
yea this is good
Some more interesting information:
āDigā in Japanese was originally āAna wo horu,ā which translates to āDig a hole,ā with the direct objectās being āAna,ā āa holeā and the verbās being āhoru,ā ādig.ā
The common writing of āana,ā āē©“,ā is the same as a colloquial term for the buttocks, āketsu.ā
āHoru,ā in addition to itās more standard definition, is also a slang verb meaning āto have anal sex (between two men).ā
Your new Machamp is named āHomo Festival,ā and itās only move is to fuck a man in the ass.
I had a hunch so I looked into it, and Iām pretty convinced now that it being lv31 is also a pun, via goroawase (matching numbers phonetically to create words). thereās a lot of different ways you can do goroawase due to most digits having multiple possible pronunciations, but thereās one particular reading here that stands out:
3 can be san or mi. 1 can be ichi, hi, or to.
mito is a polite archaic word for genetalia.
its name is Homo Festival, its level is penis, and its only move is to fuck a man in the ass. a masterwork.
somebody put a remarkable amount of work and forethought into what is arguable one of the dumbest things Iāve seen in a multiplayer game.
itās beautiful, frankly
#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (ā @chadlesbianjasontodd)
Basically, a translation could be:
I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard
translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good
Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

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I've gone. Not one for goodbyes, I thought it best to slip out quietly. Love to you all, Giles.
Rest in peace, Anthony Stewart Head (1954 ā 2026)
star wars fans really just make anything up
Iām not Glup Shitto-ing you. He has a sexstache and everything.
star wars heritage post
Happy Pride to Biggs Darklighter
Father Strange, when considering the famous shoelaces code, do you interpret the president they were stolen from to be whichever US president is currently in office, or is it still Obama? I've held in my heart that it has been Obama this whole time
I also feel like The Shoelace President is Obama but I'm curious what Tumblr at large thinks
Who did you steal your shoelaces from?
Obama
Whoever is current US president
A non-US president (put in tags)
I thought it was supposed to be the President of whatever nation we were in at the time?
as a dual citizen I get to choose and I take mine from Obama
Can I steal mine from King Charles? Iām sure theyāre decent shoelaces and I feel like he needs more hardship in his life
speaking of volcanology i am at my LIMIT with people thinking that yellowstone is "overdue". Its not fucking pregnant. if it ever erupts again we'll have decades if not centuries of warning. whenever theres "increased activity" there it means something vibrated a bit more or something.
and while we're on it the eruptions happening rn are also not out of the ordinary. what kilauea is doing is not a cause for alarm. volcanoes erupt all the time its a part of our planet I am losing my mind
They aborted the Yellowstone super eruption because of woke
this is true
#fun fact: yellowstone has to replace their roads fucking constantly because of how much the magma shifts!#they rise and fall like frost heaves except much more extensive and it cracks any concrete or asphalt all to hell#i only lived there for like two years and the road was repaved twice#this is why so many roads in the park are gravel. they might be annoying but at least they don't have to rip it up every summer.#anyway.#my point being that we have kind of a good eye on the yellowstone situation because that kind of fuckery happens all the time#if/when it blows we're probably going to have lots of notice#science!
something delightful about a national park actively resisting being paved at all. fuck em up girl, be free

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It's like I had that one day with you, and I was going to change. I was going to do so much. Then I woke up the next morning, same old life. It's like you were never there. And I tried. I did try. I went to Egypt. I was going to go barefoot and everything. And then it's all bus trips and guidebooks and don't drink the water, and two weeks later you're back home. It's nothing like being with you. I must have been mad turning down that offer. What offer? To come with you. Come with me? Oh yes, please.
I just finished up a shift working in the woodshop so here's my ranking of the tools I generally use, by how much they want to hurt me:
Planer: the planer is a reliable and gentle friend. It has many sharp spinning blades, but they are deep inside the machine, so you have to try to get hurt by the planer.
Table saw: it is like the ocean: huge, powerful, the source of all life. Respect it. Don't turn your back on it. It does not want to hurt you but it's impossible not to be constantly aware of the fact that it Can.
Chop saw: when you're doing a bunch of simple repetitive cuts, it is so so easy to get into a flow state. But watch out! That's its plan. Come onnnnn get carelesssss put those fingies ever closer to the blade to stabilize the wood better its fiiiiine.
Band saw: band saw! Perfect power tool for putting your fingers 1/8 of an inch from! A helpful and quiet tool the band saw :) so quiet you might not even notice it's turned on! Put fingers close to blade, safe with band saw. Friend band saw :)
Belt sander: OW
Hand saw: not only craves blood but actively seeks it
Router table: He appears to me in my dreams, dark and bloody, singing his piercing song. My destruction is his sweetest wish. I am too scared to use him unless I absolutely have no other choice. The rest of the time, I go out of my way to unplug him even if I'm on the other side of the shop.