the poogie princess

If this shit happened in 2005 it meant your computer had a virus

Introductions to academic papers will be like "everyone knows that the sea is cold (citation), as well as salty (5 different citations). Things live in there (citation) and the environment is important to that (2 citations)"

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi

you have to be fucking with me there's no way

The baseline idea of Ace Attorney is genuinely insane to me. Like some dude really said « Ok this is a game about a lawyer, and his assistant who is a medium who can channel dead people. Yes, she is a real medium. No, she will never resolve a case by channeling the spirit of the victim. However, she WILL use it to channel her sister who will be here to breast boobily and give advices, said advice generally being ‘fake it till you make it babe’. » and then they added slightly homoerotic rivalry, gave everyone horrible fashion tastes, said it was set in America despite it being in an unmistakably japanese setting, and made 3 games out of it. And they were fucking bangers

Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like "I'm not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it." Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.

I’ve noticed a sort of implicit belief that people used to do things the hard way in the past because they were tougher or something. In reality, labor-saving devices have historically been adopted by the populace as soon as they were economically feasible. No one stood in front of a smoky fire or a boiling pot of lye soap for hours because they were virtuous, they did it because it was the only way to survive.

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Please share btw i wanna hear about you guys' experiences